He doesn’t seem to have German ancestors. No speedlimit on the Autobahn is our second amendment.
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hehe, indeed
I think theyre both colored 65
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Punching out Ngo is living my dream.
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A flick would do it.
Apparently Kamala tweeted “enjoy the long weekend”
https://twitter.com/numbersmuncher/status/1399067027445272577?s=21
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In what universe is “enjoy a long weekend” a “tone-deaf tweet?”
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Not enough worship of the troops. We’re not allowed to enjoy the long weekend, we must spend every second of it repeatedly thanking the military.
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You mean the suckers and losers that got killed?
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You’re supposed to be continuously masturbating for 72 hours to a billowing American flag, otherwise you hate America.
We’ve been the baddies my entire life and it really, really sucks.
Obviously there is no shortage of blame to go around but it was crystal clear in 2008 that Republicans were bad faith actors and absolutely horrible people. We had 8 fucking years of W. Obama was a dogshit president. 60 fucking senators plus the house and he didn’t do shit.
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Didn’t he fix racism forever?
If we kill enough troops in pointless foreign wars, can we get an entire week off?
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The 85 mph is only out in west Texas which like Nevada’s desert everyone just wants to get through as quickly as possible
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I celebrate Memorial Day weekend like a red-blooded American: by taking advantage of the annual Rifftrax sale and ironically watching terrible movies. OMG, they’ve got Double Dragon and the Gumby movie.
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Notices have gone out to the neighborhood to expect howitzer fire from the Capitol grounds at 10 AM tomorrow.
If any poll needed a bastard option, it was this one.
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Not too late. According to wiki she just got her GED last year.