GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

Literally

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I assume because of this:

Article I, Section 6, Clause 1:

[Senators and Representatives] shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.

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Is it that confederate statues should stay up because they offer educational value or because they honor heroic American patriots?

Not that it matters, of course, but good job telling on yourself, Marge.

This is messed up.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ValArkooshPA/status/1397267608236265473

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If your ballot is rejected for signature mismatch, they want it handed over to prosecutors for investigation. Might be some fraud in there somewhere!

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I don’t think they can legally bar a member of congress from the floor/chamber whatever

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These voting laws are like the lowest level shit they will do. Once they take the house they are just going to go nuts and make it impossible for Dems to win.

It’s going to be so furious when the media and Dems act shocked when it happens

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It’s all about creating broad blanket laws that they can choose to arbitrarily apply. Just like the voting literacy tests.

Not onion but headline from 1879?

First of all nobody sane will do the job then. Only hope is dems pursue charges against every single election worker.

Ps WAAF

Fucked up part is it says $20 x Quantity. So I guess if you miscarry twins, you pay double the fine.

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Kicking people while they’re down is a pillar of modern conservative beliefs and politics. They thrive on situations where they can lord it over someone else. An emotionally taxed woman who recently miscarried is like prime real estate for their conservative vengeance schemes.

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Criminalize women and Laude rapist men.

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Won’t matter at all

https://twitter.com/mzanona/status/1397581174340476928?s=21

I wonder if they’ll actually so “go fuck yourself” to her face?

https://twitter.com/CraigCaplan/status/1397743089066852356?s=19

is that to stop pig hearts and ears grown on mice or whatever?

I WILL CREATE A HUMANZEE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! WHO’S MAD NOW??? MUHHAHAHAHAH

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