GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

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He’s retiring. Just pure cowardice.

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Honestly impressed she can read.

https://www.rawstory.com/republican-impregnants-14-year-old/

To be fair
-he married her when she was 15
-when she turned 18 she divorced him
-when she was 20 she killed herself
-he is estranged from the boy, basically the boy has made bad decisions.

Family values. But at least the baby wasn’t aborted.

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God damn did I hate the “Rob Portman doesn’t hate gay people any more, he’s one of the good ones!” Era.

He was 18 at the time he impregnated her. I was expecting worse.

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I think you mean “at the time she got herself pregnant”.

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https://twitter.com/AnthonySabatini/status/1395524167781527552

Makes you think…

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Uh those Trump supporters were patriotic tourists of our nation’s Capitol.

Is it a crime to be patriotic now? Is it a crime to go on vacation? And not a Hollywood liberal vacation to China to eat child blood, a real vacation.

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Didn’t Socrates get cancelled in his own society? He was kind of a douche, it seems.

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“You want to see what the scope is for the insurrection designed to overthrow the very government you are a part of? Interesting sir. Very interesting. ITS ALL THE SCOPE. ALL OF IT!”

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https://mobile.twitter.com/sfoguj/status/1395499657854214144

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz Like what the fuck did he expect, flowers?

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https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1395731961369567244

https://twitter.com/Winter/status/1395765433496604672

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https://mobile.twitter.com/TheLeadCNN/status/1395855628875218946

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If thats the 16 year old… shouldn’t that be “victim” rather than “girlfriend”?

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He will win

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Takes a real shitstain to say this when the girl actually did kill herself.

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Sometimes God sends imperfect soldiers to do his work.

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