GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

How about a “subpoena jail” while they are at it?

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Couple of weeks ago I was at Walmart. I was at the self-checkout when I heard some very loud yelling and thinking “ok, this is it, gotta be a nutjob with a gun”. Not quite, just some guy being led away in handcuffs by a couple of cops. They were taking him into the store jailroom, I guess. Not willingly, though. He was yelling “Don’t put me in that room! Take me to fucking jail! Take me to fucking jail!” If Walmart can afford a jail, Congress can.

Idk what it is with this Walmart. There is always, always, a cop car parked out front. Sometimes two. It’s always an adventure going there.

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If Congress had a jail Nancy and Chucky would lose an excuse for not enforcing subpoenas of Trump -adjacent criminals

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Sounds like every Walmart I’m familiar with except maybe the one in Scottsdale that my in-laws go to.

https://twitter.com/nytmike/status/1393259972759261184?s=20

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The public is definitely subsidizing Walmart security.

There’s a Walmart in Scottsdale? Without looking, ~corner of Shea and Pima would be my guess. If not, then definitely somewhere on the outskirts.

It’s Cactus and Tatum iirc, so border of Scottsdale and PV. My in-laws are pretty well off but my MIL is a huge penny pincher and they love themselves some Walmart.

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Republican heads are ‘sploding because they gave all these rights to companies and now some of these companies are requiring vaccines to work there.

Check this clown out. 3 stickers in middle say Pro God, Pro Life, Pro Guns, an NRA sticker, NRA plate, and Nazi White Supremacist sign below the license plate.

This dude is 100x more dangerous than any MS-13 gang member.

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https://twitter.com/johnjharwood/status/1393225407504191490?s=21

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MUH GOD THAT’S HUNTER BIDEN’S MUSIC!

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This guy is probably an off duty cop.

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https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1393333809991520256

there’s more to this story? aw fuck

edit–snorting coke with an escort and they’ll confirm he pays women to get laid

okay that’s not explosive, that’s no fucking shit we figured that out

so how well does johnny damon know matt gaetz…

There but for the grace of God.

Maybe he was holding a camera and there’s a Matt Gaetz sex tape out there.

If so I hope they delete the entire internet.

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“Honorable”

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well by all accounts he did pay them

certainly more honorable than some other members of congress

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Sex workers and cocaine is cool but lol at his hypocrisy

The congressman—who has declared that he “never paid for sex”—wrote off the stay at the hotel as a campaign expense, with his donors picking up the tab.

isn’t that the point of campaign expenses?

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