GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

I mean the lawsuits will take a super long time. Plus the vast majority of people who buy my pillow are right wing dipsshits. Fox is like the main place it advertised.

I wonder if it’s 100% mental illness or he’s trying to pull a grift

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Yea the pillow guy is hard to get a read on but to me he seems like a true believer that also knows how to expert level grift. Like a grifter savant.

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Here’s a quote:

"Another thing you can’t do [is] what we define in there is totally defame someone. What’s the Ninth Commandment? I can’t even think now, but in the Ninth Commandment, you’re bearing false witness, I believe it is. So, if you’re putting a complete lie against Eric; if I say, ‘Eric Metaxas did something terrible’ and it’s an out and out lie, that’s not free speech. That is not free speech.”

So, apparently you can falsely accuse Dominion of election fraud, but if you write something like “Mike Lindell fucks aardvarks and eats babies for breakfast” you will be moderated.

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what took costco so long?

Screw broke and poor. I want him to relapse.

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Why not both? Or all three.

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Posting here because I can’t keep up with the COVID-19 thread.
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1382097709524520964?s=19

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the shove all rurals into one state is a fun idea and all but there’s so many questions of how that would actually work, lots of in state shit like who pays for stuff like pensions and roads and shit

Oregon also has a higher min wage than Idaho does so LOL them anyway

well and any pot user ofc, no go in idaho and well you don’t need to look up what the law on that is in portland.

I don’t actually give a shit; I’m just six of them having like an eighth of the senate.

I’m sure they can figure it out on their own. Federalism and whatnot.

You can’t say the C-word, the N-word, the F-word, and you can’t use God’s name in vain. What a concept. Right?”

What about the S-word? And I don’t mean shit

Mitch McConnell admiring he has no ability to empathize with other human beings is such a shock.

They’re forgetting Marjorie Taylor-Greene. That girl is a psycho: a perfect fit for deplorables who want to masturbate to politics.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/mkraju/status/1382105688961396741

I look forward to Marco Rubio shutting the fuck up about abortion.

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Fixed,

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https://twitter.com/Hegelbon/status/1382127630783238146

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The Jerry Lee Lewis reference is bit obscure but I like it.

I checked the Trump forums I’m familiar with and posted about it and they gave me the same shit lol. They hadn’t looked into it at all and hadn’t heard about it.