GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

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https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1380309474766958596?s=19
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1380305188137754624?s=19

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https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1380305764506476547?s=19

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Greenberg was a coffeboy. Not Matt’s fault he didn’t get his coffee.

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https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1380304379115270146

I mean, yeah, duh, but Trump has been credibly accused of sexually assaulting like 25 women so I’ll save my dancing Ghana funeral gifs for the moment he heads to jail and not a second sooner.

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A lot leaks for a federal investigation

Once you realize Matt Gaetz and Donald Trump aren’t being prosecuted, HR1 isn’t getting passed and there is nothing any of us can do at this point to change it you can find peace.

I am there. It isn’t exactly nihilism. It is more like accepting we are an ant who has no control.

Well life is way way better there. We don’t have to hem and haw about Cinema or Joe Manchin. I can just live a fully wholesome life and if you assholes fuck it up get fucked.

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Not exactly unknown before this though

https://twitter.com/peachofababy/status/1380311650683781131

this is a tragedy but do we at least know her porno name?

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Poll is anonymous to promote honesty.

If the name of the future porn star is revealed, are you going to look up her videos?
  • Yes
  • No
  • I probably won’t need to because I will recognize her name

0 voters

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And some people here want to get rid of capitalism.

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Now do Miller Lite, Bud Light and Coors Lite.

I remember now what happened when I did the Pepsi Challenge. I picked the one I thought was Pepsi to make them happy and maybe get on TV - the less carbonated, sweeter one. It turned out I picked Coke.

It’s probably not hard. Buy a bunch of Coke, let it sit in a hot warehouse for a year. Serve next to just canned Pepsi. Or some other non-invasive way to make the Coke less carbonated.

The second I saw that the default for all transactions was public I instantly deleted Venmo. And I’m one of the least privacy-obsessed people I know. Fucking millennials. But it’s COOLER than your Dad’s old paypal!

I don’t even blame Gaetz for being an idiot. Who could conceive that a payment app would broadcast your transactions to the whole world? How did that even happen?

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Needs an option for - I’d look at a couple of still pics then get bored.

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This shit starts out sounding super interesting.
But then you quickly realize it’s just ruthless financial assholes being financially ruthless.

Burn em all in the pit.

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https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1380335530311831557?s=19

https://twitter.com/ArthurDelaneyHP/status/1380319498042011648?s=20

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This poor guy

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1380308263204487169

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