GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

fuck that guy so hard. can’t even enjoy reading a dilbert anymore.

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Lol poor baked Alaska. No freeze peach on GETTR

“If a preliminary injunction is not issued, the plaintiffs’ members will sometimes be compelled to speak and will sometimes be forbidden from speaking, all in violation of their editorial judgment and the First Amendment,” Hinkle wrote. The tech companies would sometimes be forbidden from speaking because the Florida law’s definition of censorship includes not only deleting content, but also “post[ing] an addendum to any content or material posted by a user.”

The law also said that online platforms “may not take any action to censor, deplatform, or shadow ban a journalistic enterprise based on the content of its publication or broadcast,” unless the content is “obscene.” Another provision would give Floridians the right to sue Big Tech companies over content-moderation decisions.

LOL FLORIDA

The law carved out an unusual exemption for tech companies that happen to also own large theme parks, which would benefit Disney and Comcast, the latter of which owns NBCUniversal including Universal Theme Parks.

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https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1410730227207086084

Hadn’t heard of the “pig poop balls” meme …< google > … yep that’s a pretty succinct description.

A bit disappointed with this though…

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Shocked they are upset there is not enough censorship on GETTR.

They are all a bunch of dicks.

Oh good.

https://twitter.com/tackettdc/status/1411008716439175168?s=21

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Britney content freed.

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Ya’ll slacking

Ya’ll Qaeda

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/561387-alabama-police-nearly-two-dozen-shots-fired-into-democratic-state

https://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/1410700297769426944

LOLOL honestly I did not see this one coming.

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These women will be on Fox News for a month

Is it just the TERFs saying this or is it all transphobes?

Onion editors must be kicking themselves for not running with this angle at least a year ago (apologies if they did it and I just missed it).

The Onion has been getting outflanked on the crazy end by actual conservatives for a while.

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Yeah I would have never predicted the trans unfair prettiness angle.

At least we know if there is dumb argument to make they will absolutely make it.

More America #1 PATRIOTS under attack by fascist cops.

Mason said at a press briefing Saturday morning that a state police cruiser on patrol on I-95 in Wakefield around 1:30 a.m. observed two vehicles stopped in the breakdown lane with their hazard lights on.

The trooper stopped to assist the motorists and saw that they were attempting to refuel their vehicles. There were eight to 10 men outside their vehicles, and the trooper noticed they were wearing “tactical or military style” uniforms, including tactical vests and body cameras. Some of them had long rifles, others pistols or some combination of both.

LOL they could have just worn normal clothes and got gas at a shell station but they wanted to pretend they were army rangers in Iraq.

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At 1:30 AM. These people are nuts.

“Rise of the Moors”.

Kind of shocked they were all taken into custody while alive.

“Our nation has a treaty with your government,” the man said, gesturing to another man standing on the highway, holding what looked to be a Moroccan flag. He said they were immune to state laws.

“We’re not anti-government, we’re not anti-police and we’re willing to give them any information they need so that way we can continue with our peaceful journey,” he continued.

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https://twitter.com/EyesOnTheRight/status/1411111925258276882?s=19

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