$3.50 a shot eh?
Plus inflation.
I refuse to believe that is real.
Looks like a giant COVID test.
Superman gets his power from the sun, so if you think about it he ought to go around naked with his ding-dong out for maximum power.
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Perineum sunning is onto something
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If you think about it, Dr. Manhattan went around bald with his ding-dong out, maybe this is why.
this is clearly them trying to troll each other and the bit got out of hand for both.
I don’t know why I had never heard of Bromeopathic until now.
This needs to lead to some hilarious disfigurations due to homemade testical tanning setups that fail.
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all this time they made you wear underwear while at a tanning salon, giving you skin cancer but denying you normal levels of testosterone.
Business Idea: A testicle tanner that also emits radiation to sterilize these people.
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Big Bromeopathy doesn’t want you to know that you can tan your testicles in a garden-variety microwave with only a few simple modifications.
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I’m confident they can fuck that up all on their own.
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I like how Tucker’s baseline is only that “half” of his audience thinks testicle tanning is crazy. The other half simply accepts it at first asking.
Is this for external use only or can you get a wand for up your butt to stop the COVID?
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