MTG working on her standup routine.
Read it in the teddy kgb voice
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Cuck Todd is going to ask Trump why republicans pulled out of the debates. Trump will say because it’s run by Jews and Cuck will nod thoughtfully.
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Chapter 1: Basic Arithmetic
2+2 =
- A) 4
- B) 6
- C) Fuck you, lib!
- D) Make America Florida Again
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The correct answer is obviously C, fuck you lib! It’s a bit confusing because there’s a C in CRT but a stand alone C is ok. While D is a good answer, it’s not the right answer. B would also be an acceptable answer, and A is obviously wrong.
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That cannot possibly be real.
The strong tough men of tucker’s imagination will “reestablish order” by… voting?
E) A formally great pker wbsite
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Not shaving body hair.
I first heard about this feminization of men thing two years ago. No doubt I was late to learning about this crisis but I think about it every time I shower, shave, or change now. Effective messaging.
Where do they stand on trimming body hair? Am I allowed to lightly run over the back hair I can reach with an electric trimmer? What about manscaping? I need to know these things!
Same as shaving. Shaving/trimming hair on your face and head is probably ok. Check with Tucker for details.
Manscaping is right out.
What about if I naturally only have six chest hairs?
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Manscaping is ok as long as it’s done with scissors only. No razors or electric trimmers allowed.
This is just my personal opinion.
It’s narrated by the choad who was just on Jon Stewart denying the fact that America has a systemic racism problem, Andrew Sullivan.
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Trumpify your junk! There’s nobody more alpha than the Donald, but now you can have the best mushroom dick this side of the golden gates of Mar-a-Lago. Our non-jewish space lasers will give you the orange toadstool dick to make all the MAGA ladies swoon.
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I was just randomly flipping through channels last night and caught an ad for that Carlson special and remarked at the rediculous of it. And this is just standard propoganda fed to the masses of clueless right wingers.
Looks like another God Squad infomercial.
We were watching the show and I mentioned “They’re like that Power Team group that would come to your elementary school and rip up phone books and then talk about God.” My wife thought I was joking.