GOP Insanity Containment 2: This is the Place. This is the Time, Cowboy.

I don’t know. But I feel that a high-quality mask can protect me from a fart, so there’s that.

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Also, imagine if everyone at indoor gatherings farted without pants.

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Wow, over 3 years into this and they’re still “confused” by particle sizes.

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Also farts stink less if you put something over your nose!

https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/1597707624468082689?t=mlIxcSxx6wazHtiYXLLYiA&s=19

can you BELIEVE how much it costs to brainwash your kids these days?

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Liberal deprogrammer is such an elite grift. We really should be able to come up with something like that where we all chip in and UP splits deplorable money.

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“I had to unlearn my four years of wokeism by watching five-minute PragerU videos online for free,” she said.

Onion.

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perfect encapsulation of conservatism

Heritage foundation staffer has come to the conclusion that emojis will draw kids into … The heritage foundation.

https://mobile.twitter.com/doulbedoink/status/1597413533498503168

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Remember these guys? Pretty funny sentencing.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/jacob-wohl-jack-burkman-must-spend-500-hours-registering-voters-as-penance-for-phony-robocalls-targeting-black-voters-in-cleveland/ar-AA14HDGg?OCID=ansmsnnews11

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Predicting violence the night Dobbs came down, Fox News pundit Monica Crowley described pro-choice America as a “death cult.” The left calls the right a death cult too. But for all its guns and Punisher skulls and actual killers, fascism is actually worse than a death cult: It’s an innocence cult, the belief that one might be as innocent of history—read, race—as a fetus is of the world. Perfect and pink (white); unbloody in the Dobbs -ian imagination of the womb. The gun too, is made clean by the cult of innocence, born again not as a tool of aggression but of defense, as the protection of purity, inscribed by a growing number of manufacturers with Stars and Stripes and biblical verses; advertised as a form of evangelism, a means of spreading God’s goodness in the world. Like a baby. The fetus and the gun. Small marvel nobody’s yet put them together on a flag

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Days after the Brevard County School Board ousted the superintendent , plans are underway for a new school disciplinary policy in Brevard Public Schools.

Flanked by Sheriff Wayne Ivey and State Attorney Phil Archer, School Board Chairman Matt Susin went on camera Monday in front of the Brevard County Jail in Sharpes to announce plans to impose the “most prolific school discipline policy this district has ever had,” Local 10 News partner WKMG in Orlando reports .

“It’s a new day,” Ivey repeatedly said throughout the announcement.

Ivey said the new disciplinary policy was necessary because teachers and administration were handcuffed by the current student code of conduct from dealing with students.

“They know nothing is going to happen to them,” Ivey said. “They know they’re not going to be given after-school detention, they’re not going to be suspended, they’re not going to be expelled, or like in the old days, they’re not going to have the cheeks of their a-- torn off for not doing right in class.”

News 6 in Orlando has asked why members of the media were not invited to the announcement Monday. We are also asking the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office why it spearheaded the announcement rather than the school board, and held it at the jail.

Ladies and gentlemen, WE GOT HIM

https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1598044818567008292

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Bill Gates: Chips in vaccines bad?

Elon Musk:. Chips in brain good?

Is this correct?

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Jesus, this dude has lost it.

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1598369684596076544?s=20&t=-r0yIS7zG6QlML-KNyEtsQ

https://twitter.com/JudiciaryGOP/status/1578174670854975491?s=20&t=MNRuB06cGiQmr0zhP24yVQ

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Even the lighting is racist on the Alex Jones show.