Maybe Pelosi’s kink is sex with qanon men.
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Some of the confusion seems to be due to a news outlet incorrectly reporting that the assailant was in his underwear when police arrived.
https://www.ktvu.com/news/alleged-pelosi-intruder-has-manifesto-of-conspiracy-theories-sources.amp
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Maybe Depape’s kink is getting reamed by liberals
That’s a big segment of Grindr these days. MAGA people who want to be humiliated, dominated, and topped by liberals
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If nearly anybody but you posted this, I wouldn’t have believed it.
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Throw all kinds of weird shit out there, something gains traction.
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If he has to run to the bathroom while insider trading, he still has his phone in there to trade from.
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MAGAs will, of course, claim this is part of a police cover-up.
https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1586796475962597379?s=20&t=GCB65fOkzAtO2SnYv0oOog
https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1586797283856744451?s=20&t=GCB65fOkzAtO2SnYv0oOog
my back door hasn’t been locked in… gosh, at least many months. and not ‘locked when i’m home’, locked ever lol.
my dog isn’t gonna let anyone he doesn’t know in. and this way he can go in and out through the dog door when i’m gone.
i have great (old, watchful) neighbors and i keep to myself. probably not the smartest thing to do, but i hate being gone for hours and him not being able to go outside if he has to. 
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Tonight at moms, me to my seven-year old nephew:
“What the fuck man?? Are you fucking kidding me???”
He put his mouth on the reddiwhip nozzle
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Don’t kink shame.
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It seems hopelessly broken. We are a nation of 40%+ of people who cannot tolerate reality. In your day to day life, you are interacting with numerous people who do not accept reality as it is, essentially psychopaths conversing with you as if they are normal.
They arent. They deny actual reality.
Thats fucking terrifying
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It’s more than double that
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Wait, which nation are you talking about? Are you in Canada or USA?
Things that cannot endure will not endure.
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Like Jr knows how to use a hammer.
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Justified outburst imo. 7 is way too young for whippits.
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Tell me more.