GOP Insanity Containment 2: This is the Place. This is the Time, Cowboy.

https://twitter.com/AlissaAzar/status/1535732251308150784?t=mRhOgI17mg_gB_NUV4FOvg&s=19

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Were they on their way to murder people at a pride rally?

Ah I read more about it. Conspiracy to commit riot. Spears and shields found in the truck. Police informants possibly imbedded in their group chats gave them away.

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That’s a good use of police resources: infiltrating white supremacist groups. Cover should be trivial to maintain.

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“Hey Sarge! Are you undercover too?”
“Uh, yeah, undercover.”

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https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1535788189214208000

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https://mobile.twitter.com/realmikeblair/status/1535796657459458048

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If there weren’t under covers in with them, the thing to do would have been to just padlock the damn thing and make them call for help after they’d wet themselves.

Those interrogations would make the tv show. Probably a handful of savvy ones and a truckload of slappies.

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JD Vance somehow got ahold of my email address


He’s losing guise.

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Ryan is one of the weirdest politicians. I don’t think I was aware of him until he ran for President, and if I remember correctly he was an awful performer in the debates so I thought he was a moron. Maybe he is a moron, but subsequently I saw him speaking on things and he was Actually Pretty Good. He was probably never going to win the 2020 primary but he really blew his opportunity to make a name for himself if that’s what he was going for.

“Okay everyone. Remember, when they open the door - JAZZ HANDS!”

Amazing how untense this situation is. “Yeah you got us lol.”

well they know there’s zero chance that cops “accidentally” shoot them, and probably a better than even chance the cops talk to em and are like “oh lol patriot front? sorry for the inconvenience, you’re free to go”

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Quintessential CHUD

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1536109680749060097


https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1536132666612908034

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If you had showed me those photos and said they were the 30 most recent mass shooters, I would have very easily accepted that as being true.

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That is most definitely not the master race.

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It’s the Biebs!

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The government could greatly improve this situation if they funded regular visits by prostitutes.

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Which one(s) are the plants? I got Spencer Simpson. Less inbred than most of the rest and I don’t believe the facade he’s put on.

https://twitter.com/sullivem/status/1536118358130601984

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