Golf: No Bones, just Bonesaws

Ticket lottery. Wednesday practice round with my father in 2016. It’s breathtaking in person. The biggest impression from being there is the elevation changes and undulations.

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Everyone always says that. I feel like every course I play up here is up and down with uneven lies and slopey greens.

I wonder if that’s just because it’s different for a southern course to play like that? I don’t think I’ve played in Georgia but I have in Florida and South Carolina and everything is flat.

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How much? I’ve looked into buying tickets and it’s like $3,000 to $5,000 for two days.

We enter the lottery on the Masters website every year. Practice round tickets were like $50. We sold 2 and financed the trip. Used the other 2 ourselves.

I didn’t know there was a lottery! I wonder if Canadians can enter.

Don’t get your hopes up. The lottery odds are not good.

I assumed as much but can’t hurt.

There’s such a demand for it that you can get locked up for it.

Been trying for years with no luck. Will continue trying until the day I die.

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Lol who else is watching the celebrity match today? Chuck with Phil, that’s gonna be hilarious. I hope they are mic’d up the entire time.

Oh man I forgot about that. What time is it? Word on the street is that Phil and Sir Charles should be heavy underdogs.

3pm ET on TNT.

Yea chuck really is an absolute amateur. Phil’s been talking him up but I think it’s just for gamesmanship purposes. It’s gonna be interesting.

Doing an outdoor Friendsgiving at 4, so I’ll watch the beginning and DVR.

I remember watching Barkley on the Haney Project, if his yips get going it’s going to be hilarious.

It isn’t really clear what the format is but there is some element of alternate shot so I backed up the truck on Peyton / Curry. Stephen is a legit +2 and Manning is like a 5 index. Chuck is awful, like an actual 30 handicap.

Yeah supposedly it’s alternate shot but who knows what they’ll do to keep it interesting. Chuck is probably going to get Phil into some brutally bad spots. Phil is probably like 8 shots better than Steph, I’m guessing. This would be a fair fight if it was better ball, but Chuck might as well not even play then lol… Just drive the cart and crack some jokes.

Phil is going to do some magical shit from the trouble spots Charles puts him in. Limit Charles to a putter or 6 iron and they could win.

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A fun bet would be how many drivers Charles hits before FIGJAM throws Chuck’s driver in a pond.

Ohhhhhhh Chuck with a smooth baby draw right down the middle. He shortened his backswing to the hitch point. Brilliant!

CHUCK

I’m shook