Golf: No Bones, just Bonesaws

If he goes LIV i might turn on him i suppose. We are all pretty much equal to LIVers though being Biden supporters after recent events.

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Define “Biden supporters.”

I’m not sure I’m voting for him in 2024. Definitely not knocking on doors again, definitely voting against him in the primary.

I mean look at the guy. Of course you can hate him.

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It’s not wrong to sports hate anyone. I sports hate Larry Bird. I don’t legitimately hate any athlete I can think of. (Lance Armstrong probably the closest. Ovechkin is in the running)

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I’ve hated Larry Bird ever since he brutally murdered my parents.

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Cam reportedly got $90 million to go to LIV.

Where’d you hear that? I didn’t see any numbers, saw speculation that it’d be more than twice that, though. Also it sounds like Stenson will announce that he’s going this week, and he’ll be stripped of his Ryder Cup captaincy.

https://twitter.com/coltknost/status/1548837517314510848?s=21&t=GgzSx_BopOTPzPu7wmj3WA

Disappointed when anyone good and young goes, but if he’s going I find it hilarious if he signed for $90M right before winning his first major and increasing his value a ton. Prob could have gotten at least 50% more now.

I dunno I’m pretty sure I life hate Kevin Durant

yeah this, just get a haircut, it’s 100% old people yelling at hippies, dude had a great week and a sick final nine and is obviously a worthy champ and he’s not signed up for LIV as far as I know, so I’m OK with him but I’m gonna bitch about his haircut

five seconds later

we regret to inform you he signed with LIV for $90 million

LIV rumors aside, Cam’s about as chill a dude as you’d expect a beer-loving mullet-head Aussie to be.

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Did not have this one on my bingo card:

https://www.si.com/golf/news/report-analyst-david-feherty-to-leave-nbc-sports-for-liv-golf

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i had rory when he was way way more of an underdog and he fkn blew it again god damnit

yesssssss no more dry mouth smacking sounds

the first several months i watched w him announcing, i thought it was the sound of irons smacking together til i realized in horror what it actually was, never could watch again

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Jason Kokrak was long rumored but CH3 is a bit unexpected, though perfect for him as he never wins on Tour but just cashes big checks year after year.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/jason-kokrak-charles-howell-iii-161847988.html

For those of you who have spent sleepless nights wondering what the hell happened to Hunter Mahan:

Is it soccer? Is it F1? Who can say?

https://www.si.com/golf/news/liv-golfs-future-plans-include-relegation-qualifying-tournament