Golf: No Bones, just Bonesaws

Always wondered why they split. Now we know.

https://twitter.com/NUCLRGOLF/status/1522252316895756289

But how much did he win?

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Watching the pros play in the rain just brings me joy.

Lol

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https://twitter.com/martynziegler/status/1524494881187676160?s=21&t=VVxZV_pdOEVeR_c3Gzo6dQ

Who among us hasn’t accidentally had someone brutally dismembered?

In fairness, Greg Norman was brutally dismembered by Augusta National in 1996, and we didn’t cancel The Masters forever.

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That was more an act of self-immolation.

So apparently the tour isn’t giving anyone a waiver to play for the Saudis?

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LOL amazing

https://twitter.com/usegolffacts/status/1525138148694577152?s=21&t=VRgUDO1SOw4j9AB51tqVAw

I’m…actually kind of worried for Phil Mickelson.

He could have just said “I’ve spent way too much money and it led me to consider the Saudi league, I now see that was really dumb and hope Jay Monahan and the PGA Tour will accept my apology.”

He could have made $20 million per year for life on endorsements alone. This is nuts. He might owe someone like $50 million or something.

Isn’t his reported $40 million in gambling loses only over a few years. Got to think he is way deep in the red especially if he couldn’t even pay his caddy.

https://twitter.com/bbcnews/status/1525247375069040650?s=21&t=V9b3CFXpxz4YCOFcP00pbg

Saudi power move?

Phil going to gambling addiction rehab?

I bet he’s still committed to the Saudi tour for the money grab and doesn’t want to be in a position of having to admit as much to the media.

played 10 earlier: 3 pars, 3 boges, 1 quad and 3 DNF

twilight at this particular course is a bit of a drag, some holes straight into the sun

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On Friday Schauffele doubled the 3rd hole, was +3, and 8 shots off the cut line. Since then he’s 23 under thru 46 holes and tied for the lead. That’s so silly to comprehend.

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the best part of this account is she tweets in the third person as if nobody knows who is actually running the account and it’s just a weird coincidence that she’s always bellyaching about some imagined slight against this one particular guy

It’s amazing the gap between these guys and normal golfers.

I felt pretty good about shooting -11 in a 4 man scramble. He’s basically been doing that pace over 50 holes of golf.

Ya they are playing a totally different game.

Just played golf for first time in a year. Played a best-ball scramble - but only had three players so the guy that’s single digit handicap got two shots. I’m shooting near 100 on my best days and third player was even worse than that. Other than puts, we played 3 of my drives (each time it was because I went first and hit it 220-240 so the good player took really risky lines/tried to really bomb it). I did manage to get a few wedges on the green, but with 2 shots, the good player was usually getting to 20 feet at most from pin. We ended up 5 under.

Makes me want to play more, but then realize how much work I need as when you have to play your duffs, it’s a much more frustrating game.