GOAT Sandwich Tourney! (no actual goats were harmed)

My dad made me eat a broccoli and sauerkraut sandwich when I was little, you don’t see me driving around looking for those.

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Oh man, I didnt know your dad was Satan

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WTF @suzzer99, let’s get this party started.

Round 2 is in the books! Only the big boys remain - no more creampuffs, cupcakes or tomato cans.

Round 3 voting starts now!

But first let’s have a moment of silence for our fallen titans: po boy, reuben, bbq brisket, Italian beef, Italian sub (bad day for Italians), and of course British chip butty. You were gone before your time.

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Fried chicken sandwich (can include Nashville hot chicken if that floats your boat)


French dip

  • Fried chicken sandwich
  • French dip
0 voters

Side betting on this would be interesting. I have no idea which way this one is going to go.


Meatball sub (@clovis8)


Chop cheese sandwich

  • Meatball sub
  • Chop cheese sandwich
0 voters

Okay maybe one creampuff left. But the people who have actually had one of these things really seem to like it.

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Cheesesteak


Banh mi

  • Cheesesteak
  • Banh mi
0 voters

Rocky having Nam flashbacks.

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Jewish deli pastrami


Cubano

  • Jewish deli pastrami
  • Cubano
0 voters

Tough round. Will Cubano’s trail of destruction continue?

Chopped cheese takes the best features of a Philly cheese steak and a cheeseburger and combines them into a single wonder.

The key is that the cheese and onions get infused with the beef.


Grilled cheese


Ham and cheese

  • Grilled cheese
  • Ham and cheese
0 voters

America’s diversity on full display.


Pulled pork


BLT

  • Pulled pork
  • BLT
0 voters

Will BLT’s rampage through BBQ country continue?


Breakfast sandwich (bacon, sausage, ham, liverwurst, whatever floats your boat)


Doner kebab (another one that seems to have a million different styles)

  • Breakfast sandwich
  • Doner kebab
0 voters

Will doner keep punching above it’s weight?


Gyro


Turkey club

  • Gyro
  • Turkey club
0 voters

This one I feel like I have an inkling on.

Super easy round for me. Very little fretting.

Lol turkey club

Cubano is the most overrated sandwich in this thing. It’s not a bad sandwich. I’m always kind of excited to eat one and I when I get it, it is always a bit of a disappointment. Never bad, but never blown away.

I’ll give it one thing. It’s consistent. Very high floor. But that’s not the game. It’s got a low ceiling and it’s surprising that it has even made it this far.

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Jesus. Grilled cheese against a ham and cheese that’s actually presented as a GRILLED ham and cheese. Wth.

Grilled cheese most definitely trucks a cold ham and cheese any day of the week but grill it up and there’re some life choices to make.

I may wait this one out and see if I can play Pence at the end.

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It’s really a referendum on ham. Take a grilled cheese. Now add ham. If you like ham, it wins. If not it loses.

Surely no one who likes ham thinks ham makes it worse.

Grilled cheese gonna need a bigly kosher/halal turnout.

Edit: WAT? How the fuck is ham and cheese losing?

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The problem is that the contender is a “ham and cheese sandwich” yet the picture is of a grilled ham and cheese. TWO COMPLELY DIFFERENT SANDWICHES DAMMIT. I’m pro-ham but it’s goat-itude is very much in the presentation.

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Per the instructions, it’s the best one that you can reasonably get. So if the best one is grilled ham and cheese, then that’s what you’re voting for. Grilled ham and cheese is definitely a form of a ham and cheese sandwich. There is even a damn photo for anyone who might be confused about that.

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