GOAT Sandwich Tourney! (no actual goats were harmed)


Chop cheese sandwich


Rou ji mo (aka Chinese hamburger)

  • Chop cheese sandwich
  • Rou ji mo** (aka Chinese hamburger)
0 voters

Two sandwiches I had no idea existed until a few days ago.

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Cheesesteak


Jambon-beurre

  • Cheesesteak
  • Jambon-beurre
0 voters

Another heavyweight bout. Although I expect that not enough of you Philistines have had a good jambon-beurre to make it a fair fight.

(Edit: as I vote against cheesesteak. But I love cheesesteaks!)


Patty melt


Banh mi

  • Patty melt
  • Banh mi
0 voters

Our token burger entry vs. a classic. Very interested to see how this one goes.

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Jewish deli pastrami


Egg salad

  • Jewish deli pastrami
  • Egg Salad
0 voters

Jewish deli emerged victorious from the match of the tourney so far, to this cakewalk.

This is like when the Cowboys and 49ers would play in the NFCCG every year, then destroy the AFC team in the Super Bowl 52-10. Who will play Don Beebe and give chicken salad a moral victory?

2 Likes


Cubano


Montreal smoked meat

  • Cubano
  • Montreal smoked meat
0 voters

If Montreal smoked meat goes up against Jewish deli pastrami, does the universe implode? I suspect we’re not going to find out.

Who the fuck is voting chicken salad here? There can’t be two people on earth!

Mom made a mean egg salad sandwich and did not make Jewish deli pastrami, so egg salad wins this one.

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Shut your rye mouth!

It’s sad your life has never included a good chicken salad sandwich.

2 Likes

On Monday I ordered a meatball sandwich at pavilions grocery store deli counter. It was legitimately bad. But, the fact that I would order a meatball sub there is testiment to how much I like meatball subs.

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There are good chicken salad sandwiches. There are zero chicken salad sandwiches better than an average meatball sub.

You’re saying meatball subs are the fracking of sandwiches.

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Exactly😝

it’s a protest vote for me because i think meatball subs are overrated and are better deconstructed.

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Fuck Sauerkraut. Yeah I said it

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You have so much to discover when you grow out of your toddler palette.

4 Likes

Banh mi losing first round is a shame.

3 Likes

Cilantro :face_vomiting::nauseated_face:

2 Likes

Hot pastrami sandwich a legit favorite to win it all imo

I haven’t had one in at least a decade but I feel almost euphoric while trying to finish one.

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Meatball sub is just meatballs paired with the wrong carb.

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