Seems unlikely. I’d actually love to hear more of what you think of The Siege because it seems like you have a hilariously missing-the-point take on it but doesn’t look like you’ll be forthcoming. Sad!
Luckily a third cop who is not aware of what is going on doesn’t happen upon the scene and decide to be hero. Really it’s so dumb because you can never predict how others who just happen to be at the scene might react.
Even other techbro billionaires think he’s a lunatic!
What was your most memorable encounter with Zuckerberg?
Well, there was a year when he was only eating what he was killing. He made goat for me for dinner. He killed the goat.
In front of you?
No. He killed it before. I guess he kills it. He kills it with a laser gun and then the knife. Then they send it to the butcher.
A . . . laser gun?
I don’t know. A stun gun. They stun it, and then he knifed it. Then they send it to a butcher. Evidently in Palo Alto there’s a rule or regulation that you can have six livestock on any lot of land, so he had six goats at the time. I go, “We’re eating the goat you killed?” He said, “Yeah.” I said, “Have you eaten goat before?” He’s like, “Yeah, I love it.” I’m like, “What else are we having?” “Salad.” I said, “Where is the goat?” “It’s in the oven.” Then we waited for about 30 minutes. He’s like, “I think it’s done now.” We go in the dining room. He puts the goat down. It was cold. That was memorable. I don’t know if it went back in the oven. I just ate my salad.
That’s actually a fair point and of course laughing at Zuck here is unfair to what he was actually trying to do. Having said that, fuck him and being fair to him, that stupid goat killing monster.