Man, why would I ever want to live in America again?
He’s not dead yet, last I heard.
I don’t have anything I would stand behind but perhaps others have recommendations.
Ugh falls are no joke for people his age
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Asking for a friend.
If you find out your girlfriend is cheating on you a week before a trip halfway around the world, can you send pics from the vacation you’re on by yourself even if you intend never to speak to her again otherwise?
Secondly, what are the odds of success just cold asking the waitress to go with me right now?
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Yes, although it probably won’t make you feel much better.
Very slim but Carpe Diem.
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I’ve learned after many bad times that it’s literally always best to let it go and move on. Any attention you give, even negative attention, is a win for her on some level. Cut her off, pretend she’s dead because she is to you.
The waitress will almost certainly not be able to find someone to cover her shifts with this short notice and even if she can you’ll be paying for everything. You can probably find someone better situated to go. Or just go by yourself and enjoy it.
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Yes and I think the odds are actually not terrible. Seems like lots of waitresses could be down to step into a bunch of fun vacation stuff/pity sex romp. What’s the downside here?
If you’re just looking to let loose a little bit trying to meet women while traveling seems like a way better option that committing to spending your vacation with one person who you may end up hating.
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I bet he’d like his peaches bursted.
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I was just joking about the waitress, kind of, but the vacation is at a nice resort in Fiji, includes a bunch of scuba diving, and is already paid for except the airfare (because you can’t change names, asinine rule).
Get a buddy go to be your wing man. Hopefully somebody lost their job recently or something. Definitely don’t bring a woman unless you’re ready for a rebound and have a strong candidate.
Sex isn’t worth spending a bunch of time around someone you don’t like. Having company would be great. If necessary get someone you actually like to come out of pity.
I take back everything I said about not taking a woman if one of your GF’s better friends is available, and that’s just for revenge value. Seriously the waitress is a blah play, but your GF’s best friend would be absolutely delightful even if there’s no sex involved.
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I’m sure you’ve already checked with your airline but in case you haven’t - a lot of airlines (in Europe anyway) will allow you to change the name on a ticket for a fee (usually about $100).
Just get a hooker that looks like Julia Roberts to escort you around.
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That would cost 3x the Fiji trip… just saying. Now that I’m thinking about it though there are probably ‘instagram models’ who would go for free and possibly even put out. Very dependent on MichaelDavis’s look/social skills though. Obviously if you’re hot there are hot shallow girls who would love to go on that trip for free and take a shitload of pictures.
Go with the guy she cheated on you with.
That’ll show her.
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Got to get me one of those water bottle holsters
Wait a minute.
I was staring at his ridiculous pants and just noticed: dude has a pepsi holster.