Every Episode of Magnum, P.I. (1980-1988) RANKED

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s7e128,129 LA

magnum is in LA and he’s talking about how his dream is to have a wife and kids. strange, because the last 6 seasons make me think his dream is to be a beach bum. he’s 40 and is going through a midlife crisis. he’s in LA doing like bodyguard stuff for a beautiful young stand up comic. she comes back to his hotel room, and she’s begging to stay the night, and he reluctantly throws a pillow and sheets on the couch for her.

but when he wakes up, he finds her shot dead in the bathroom, and that’s the mystery. oh yeah and dana delaney is back. magnum has hitmen with machine guns following him around the city and shooting at him, blowing up his rental car. so he walks through the los angeles forest in the rain to dana delaney’s house. they immediately hit it off, sexually. and can’t keep their hands off each other for the rest of the double episode

meanwhile back on hawaii, tc is solving his own mystery. one of tc’s passions is helping out the underprivileged neighborhood kids; he’s still helping them even after the clubhouse got bulldozed. that’s what ropes him into this drug ring. it’s him and lieutenant tanaka, and it’s a winning team i didn’t even know i wanted. TC and tanaka absolutely should have been the spinoff. it’d be a great spinoff because if you get tc you automatically get the helicopter, which is one of the top 5 characters on the show. it goes:

higgins
magnum
tc
the helicopter
rick

during a car chase, magnum accidentally asks dana delaney to marry him and after they capture the bad guys she says yes. when magnum gets back to hawaii he gets a phone call at the airport and dana delaney is at a beach house in california letting him know basically that he’s delusional for thinking he could lock down a hot piece of ass like dana delaney, queen of the 80s

Summary
  1. s3e41,42 Did You See The Sunrise
  2. s4e64 Home From The Sea
  3. s2e33 Try To Remember
  4. s4e84 I, Witness
  5. s5e99,100 All for One
  6. s3e53 Of Sound Mind
  7. s4e69 Letter to a Duchess
  8. s2e25 Tropical Madness
  9. s2e39 The Elmo Ziller Story
  10. s5e95 Kiss of the Sabre
  11. s5e101 The Love-for-Sale Boat
  12. s4e75 The Case of the Red Faced Thespian
  13. s1e3 China Doll
  14. s3e48 Foiled Again
  15. s4e81 Holmes is Where the Heart is
  16. s6e116 Blood and Honor
  17. s3e55 Basket Case
  18. s4e73 Silent Night
  19. s4e65 Luther Gillis: File #521
  20. s6e110 The Kona Winds
  21. s1e11 The Curse of the King Kamehameha Club
  22. s4e70 Squeeze Play
  23. s2e20 Dead Man’s Channel
  24. s2e23,24 Memories are Forever
  25. s4e71 A Sense of Debt
  26. s4e79 The Return of Luther Gillis
  27. s5e94 Luther Gillis: File #001
  28. s5e97 Professor Jonathan Higgins
  29. s7e128,129 LA
  30. s2e32 Computer Date
  31. s3e50 Mixed Doubles
  32. s6e112 Round & Around
  33. s3e49 Mr White Death
  34. s3e47 Flashback
  35. s1e12 Thicker Than Blood
  36. s2e26 Wave Goodbye
  37. s6e107,108 Deja Vu
  38. s3e62 The Big Blow
  39. s5e87 Mac’s Back
  40. s5e98 Compulsion
  41. s5e89 Underworld
  42. s6e120 Mad Dogs & Englishmen
  43. s5e96 Little Games
  44. s4e66 Smaller Than Life
  45. s5e90 Fragments
  46. s6e126 A Little Bit of Luck, A Little Bit of Grief
  47. s6e111 Hotel Dick
  48. s6e125 Who is Don Luis Higgins?
  49. s6e109 Old Acquaintance
  50. s6e127 Photo Play
  51. s4e74 Jororo Farewell
  52. s5e93 Tran Quoc Jones
  53. s3e56 Birdman of Budapest
  54. s2e36 Texas Lightning
  55. s1e1,2 Don’t Eat the Snow in Hawaii
  56. s3e58 Forty Years From Sand Island
  57. s5e85,86 Echoes of the Mind
  58. s3e43 Ki’i’s Don’t Lie
  59. s1e15 Don’t Say Goodbye
  60. s3e46 Black on White
  61. s5e104 The Man From Marseilles
  62. s4e82 On Face Value
  63. s5e106 A Pretty Good Dancing Chicken
  64. s6e119 Summer School
  65. s6e115 The Treasure of Kalaniopu’u
  66. s3e60 Two Birds of a Feather
  67. s4e72 The Look
  68. s5e103 Ms Jones
  69. s2e22 From Moscow to Maui
  70. s3e54 Arrow That Is Not Aimed
  71. s3e59 Legacy From a Friend
  72. s5e92 Murder 101
  73. s4e67 Distant Relative
  74. s3e61 …By Its Cover
  75. s6e121 All Thieves on Deck
  76. s6e123 Way of the Stalking Horse
  77. s2e40 Three Minus Two
  78. s4e68 Limited Engagement
  79. s6e113 Going Home
  80. s6e122 This Island Isn’t Big Enough
  81. s5e105 Torah, Torah, Torah
  82. s6e117 Rapture
  83. s4e77 Rembrandt’s Girl
  84. s2e30 Ghost Writer
  85. s1e17 J. “Digger” Doyle
  86. s6e118 I Never Wanted To Go To France Anyway
  87. s1e9 Missing in Action
  88. s1e14 Adelaide
  89. s1e6 Skin Deep
  90. s5e91 Blind Justice
  91. s4e80 Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
  92. s4e76 No More Mr Niceguy
  93. s3e63 Faith and Begorrah
  94. s4e78 Paradise Blues
  95. s4e83 Dream a Little Dream
  96. s3e52 Heal Thyself
  97. s3e44 The Eighth Part of the Village
  98. s2e34 Italian Ice
  99. s1e7 Never Again, Never Again
  100. s1e18 Beauty Knows No Pain
  101. s6e114 Paniolo
  102. s5e88 The Legacy of Garwood Huddle
  103. s2e21 Woman on the Beach
  104. s3e51 Almost Home
  105. s3e45 Past Tense
  106. s2e38 The Last Page
  107. s2e37 Double Jeopardy
  108. s2e19 Billy Joe Bob
  109. s1e16 The Black Orchid
  110. s6e124 Find Me a Rainbow
  111. s5e102 Let Me Hear The Music
  112. s3e57 I Do?
  113. s2e35 One More Summer
  114. s2e31 The Jororo Kill
  115. s1e13 All Roads Lead to Floyd
  116. s2e29 The Sixth Position
  117. s2e27 Mad Buck Gibson
  118. s1e10 Lest We Forget
  119. s1e8 The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii
  120. s1e4 Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones Too
  121. s1e5 No Need to Know
  122. s2e28 The Taking of Dick McWilliams
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I watched these episodes. Dana Delaney has some good moments but for the most part I thought she played to the level of her co-star. It’s for the best that her character didn’t follow Magnum to Hawaii else China Beach might not have happened and I would never have heard of her.

I thought about doing a China Beach review thread but it wouldn’t work because for one thing, it’s not available for streaming and probably never will be due to music licensing problems. The bigger problem is I can’t write as entertainingly as bg, but I’ll just go with the first thing.

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s7e130 A Picture is Worth

episode starts out with a bank robbery. but after the robbers have the money, one of them starts murdering everyone in the bank with a shotgun. a deaf artist is the only surviving witness. magnum gets involved in the mystery and brings her back to robin’s nest, where higgins reveals he’s an expert with american sign language. as they’re hitting it off talking about art and painting she makes it clear she’s interested in fucking magnum

coincidentally and for other reasons entirely, in the next scene higgins dresses up like magnum and does a forced american accent while following a lead on the killers

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notable lines:
magnum, pretending to be an exterminator: “i’m here to do your, uh, bug investigation”

Summary
  1. s3e41,42 Did You See The Sunrise
  2. s4e64 Home From The Sea
  3. s2e33 Try To Remember
  4. s4e84 I, Witness
  5. s5e99,100 All for One
  6. s3e53 Of Sound Mind
  7. s4e69 Letter to a Duchess
  8. s2e25 Tropical Madness
  9. s2e39 The Elmo Ziller Story
  10. s5e95 Kiss of the Sabre
  11. s5e101 The Love-for-Sale Boat
  12. s4e75 The Case of the Red Faced Thespian
  13. s1e3 China Doll
  14. s3e48 Foiled Again
  15. s4e81 Holmes is Where the Heart is
  16. s6e116 Blood and Honor
  17. s3e55 Basket Case
  18. s4e73 Silent Night
  19. s4e65 Luther Gillis: File #521
  20. s6e110 The Kona Winds
  21. s1e11 The Curse of the King Kamehameha Club
  22. s4e70 Squeeze Play
  23. s2e20 Dead Man’s Channel
  24. s2e23,24 Memories are Forever
  25. s4e71 A Sense of Debt
  26. s4e79 The Return of Luther Gillis
  27. s5e94 Luther Gillis: File #001
  28. s5e97 Professor Jonathan Higgins
  29. s7e130 A Picture is Worth
  30. s7e128,129 LA
  31. s2e32 Computer Date
  32. s3e50 Mixed Doubles
  33. s6e112 Round & Around
  34. s3e49 Mr White Death
  35. s3e47 Flashback
  36. s1e12 Thicker Than Blood
  37. s2e26 Wave Goodbye
  38. s6e107,108 Deja Vu
  39. s3e62 The Big Blow
  40. s5e87 Mac’s Back
  41. s5e98 Compulsion
  42. s5e89 Underworld
  43. s6e120 Mad Dogs & Englishmen
  44. s5e96 Little Games
  45. s4e66 Smaller Than Life
  46. s5e90 Fragments
  47. s6e126 A Little Bit of Luck, A Little Bit of Grief
  48. s6e111 Hotel Dick
  49. s6e125 Who is Don Luis Higgins?
  50. s6e109 Old Acquaintance
  51. s6e127 Photo Play
  52. s4e74 Jororo Farewell
  53. s5e93 Tran Quoc Jones
  54. s3e56 Birdman of Budapest
  55. s2e36 Texas Lightning
  56. s1e1,2 Don’t Eat the Snow in Hawaii
  57. s3e58 Forty Years From Sand Island
  58. s5e85,86 Echoes of the Mind
  59. s3e43 Ki’i’s Don’t Lie
  60. s1e15 Don’t Say Goodbye
  61. s3e46 Black on White
  62. s5e104 The Man From Marseilles
  63. s4e82 On Face Value
  64. s5e106 A Pretty Good Dancing Chicken
  65. s6e119 Summer School
  66. s6e115 The Treasure of Kalaniopu’u
  67. s3e60 Two Birds of a Feather
  68. s4e72 The Look
  69. s5e103 Ms Jones
  70. s2e22 From Moscow to Maui
  71. s3e54 Arrow That Is Not Aimed
  72. s3e59 Legacy From a Friend
  73. s5e92 Murder 101
  74. s4e67 Distant Relative
  75. s3e61 …By Its Cover
  76. s6e121 All Thieves on Deck
  77. s6e123 Way of the Stalking Horse
  78. s2e40 Three Minus Two
  79. s4e68 Limited Engagement
  80. s6e113 Going Home
  81. s6e122 This Island Isn’t Big Enough
  82. s5e105 Torah, Torah, Torah
  83. s6e117 Rapture
  84. s4e77 Rembrandt’s Girl
  85. s2e30 Ghost Writer
  86. s1e17 J. “Digger” Doyle
  87. s6e118 I Never Wanted To Go To France Anyway
  88. s1e9 Missing in Action
  89. s1e14 Adelaide
  90. s1e6 Skin Deep
  91. s5e91 Blind Justice
  92. s4e80 Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
  93. s4e76 No More Mr Niceguy
  94. s3e63 Faith and Begorrah
  95. s4e78 Paradise Blues
  96. s4e83 Dream a Little Dream
  97. s3e52 Heal Thyself
  98. s3e44 The Eighth Part of the Village
  99. s2e34 Italian Ice
  100. s1e7 Never Again, Never Again
  101. s1e18 Beauty Knows No Pain
  102. s6e114 Paniolo
  103. s5e88 The Legacy of Garwood Huddle
  104. s2e21 Woman on the Beach
  105. s3e51 Almost Home
  106. s3e45 Past Tense
  107. s2e38 The Last Page
  108. s2e37 Double Jeopardy
  109. s2e19 Billy Joe Bob
  110. s1e16 The Black Orchid
  111. s6e124 Find Me a Rainbow
  112. s5e102 Let Me Hear The Music
  113. s3e57 I Do?
  114. s2e35 One More Summer
  115. s2e31 The Jororo Kill
  116. s1e13 All Roads Lead to Floyd
  117. s2e29 The Sixth Position
  118. s2e27 Mad Buck Gibson
  119. s1e10 Lest We Forget
  120. s1e8 The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii
  121. s1e4 Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones Too
  122. s1e5 No Need to Know
  123. s2e28 The Taking of Dick McWilliams
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Jusy watched s1e10 Lest We Forgot…uh I loved it?? Am i bad at this?

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227

you’re doing it exactly right

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228

bump

229

dream reboot cast:

jon hamm as magnum
john hodgman as higgins
sam richardson as TC

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s7e131 Straight and Narrow

magnum meets this week’s client working as a waitress at the club. she used to be a hooker and magnum gets into a beach fight with some middle aged white guys while defending her honor. his mission is to find her sister (also a prostitute).

LOTS of prostitute puns and little jokes but magnum treats all women with respect, he doesn’t fall for it.

Summary
  1. s3e41,42 Did You See The Sunrise
  2. s4e64 Home From The Sea
  3. s2e33 Try To Remember
  4. s4e84 I, Witness
  5. s5e99,100 All for One
  6. s3e53 Of Sound Mind
  7. s4e69 Letter to a Duchess
  8. s2e25 Tropical Madness
  9. s2e39 The Elmo Ziller Story
  10. s5e95 Kiss of the Sabre
  11. s5e101 The Love-for-Sale Boat
  12. s4e75 The Case of the Red Faced Thespian
  13. s1e3 China Doll
  14. s3e48 Foiled Again
  15. s4e81 Holmes is Where the Heart is
  16. s6e116 Blood and Honor
  17. s3e55 Basket Case
  18. s4e73 Silent Night
  19. s4e65 Luther Gillis: File #521
  20. s6e110 The Kona Winds
  21. s1e11 The Curse of the King Kamehameha Club
  22. s4e70 Squeeze Play
  23. s2e20 Dead Man’s Channel
  24. s2e23,24 Memories are Forever
  25. s4e71 A Sense of Debt
  26. s4e79 The Return of Luther Gillis
  27. s5e94 Luther Gillis: File #001
  28. s5e97 Professor Jonathan Higgins
  29. s7e130 A Picture is Worth
  30. s7e128,129 LA
  31. s2e32 Computer Date
  32. s3e50 Mixed Doubles
  33. s6e112 Round & Around
  34. s3e49 Mr White Death
  35. s3e47 Flashback
  36. s1e12 Thicker Than Blood
  37. s2e26 Wave Goodbye
  38. s6e107,108 Deja Vu
  39. s3e62 The Big Blow
  40. s5e87 Mac’s Back
  41. s5e98 Compulsion
  42. s5e89 Underworld
  43. s6e120 Mad Dogs & Englishmen
  44. s5e96 Little Games
  45. s4e66 Smaller Than Life
  46. s5e90 Fragments
  47. s6e126 A Little Bit of Luck, A Little Bit of Grief
  48. s6e111 Hotel Dick
  49. s6e125 Who is Don Luis Higgins?
  50. s6e109 Old Acquaintance
  51. s6e127 Photo Play
  52. s4e74 Jororo Farewell
  53. s5e93 Tran Quoc Jones
  54. s3e56 Birdman of Budapest
  55. s2e36 Texas Lightning
  56. s1e1,2 Don’t Eat the Snow in Hawaii
  57. s3e58 Forty Years From Sand Island
  58. s5e85,86 Echoes of the Mind
  59. s3e43 Ki’i’s Don’t Lie
  60. s1e15 Don’t Say Goodbye
  61. s3e46 Black on White
  62. s5e104 The Man From Marseilles
  63. s4e82 On Face Value
  64. s5e106 A Pretty Good Dancing Chicken
  65. s6e119 Summer School
  66. s6e115 The Treasure of Kalaniopu’u
  67. s3e60 Two Birds of a Feather
  68. s4e72 The Look
  69. s5e103 Ms Jones
  70. s2e22 From Moscow to Maui
  71. s3e54 Arrow That Is Not Aimed
  72. s3e59 Legacy From a Friend
  73. s5e92 Murder 101
  74. s4e67 Distant Relative
  75. s3e61 …By Its Cover
  76. s6e121 All Thieves on Deck
  77. s6e123 Way of the Stalking Horse
  78. s2e40 Three Minus Two
  79. s4e68 Limited Engagement
  80. s6e113 Going Home
  81. s6e122 This Island Isn’t Big Enough
  82. s5e105 Torah, Torah, Torah
  83. s6e117 Rapture
  84. s4e77 Rembrandt’s Girl
  85. s2e30 Ghost Writer
  86. s1e17 J. “Digger” Doyle
  87. s6e118 I Never Wanted To Go To France Anyway
  88. s1e9 Missing in Action
  89. s1e14 Adelaide
  90. s1e6 Skin Deep
  91. s5e91 Blind Justice
  92. s4e80 Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
  93. s4e76 No More Mr Niceguy
  94. s3e63 Faith and Begorrah
  95. s4e78 Paradise Blues
  96. s4e83 Dream a Little Dream
  97. s3e52 Heal Thyself
  98. s3e44 The Eighth Part of the Village
  99. s2e34 Italian Ice
  100. s1e7 Never Again, Never Again
  101. s1e18 Beauty Knows No Pain
  102. s7e131 Straight and Narrow
  103. s6e114 Paniolo
  104. s5e88 The Legacy of Garwood Huddle
  105. s2e21 Woman on the Beach
  106. s3e51 Almost Home
  107. s3e45 Past Tense
  108. s2e38 The Last Page
  109. s2e37 Double Jeopardy
  110. s2e19 Billy Joe Bob
  111. s1e16 The Black Orchid
  112. s6e124 Find Me a Rainbow
  113. s5e102 Let Me Hear The Music
  114. s3e57 I Do?
  115. s2e35 One More Summer
  116. s2e31 The Jororo Kill
  117. s1e13 All Roads Lead to Floyd
  118. s2e29 The Sixth Position
  119. s2e27 Mad Buck Gibson
  120. s1e10 Lest We Forget
  121. s1e8 The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii
  122. s1e4 Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones Too
  123. s1e5 No Need to Know
  124. s2e28 The Taking of Dick McWilliams
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s7e132 A.A.P.I.

ep starts out in black and white as our characters play out a story in 1940s pulp noir style. magnum is daydreaming. he’s at a private investigator conference getting a local award for best regional PI, and luther gillis is giving a terrible speech. as he’s about to get his award, that french rogue policeman drops dead on stage. magnum and luther team up to solve the mystery!

lieutenant tanaka reveals he takes his vacations in detroit too. so asian john wayne is the detective in charge. we’re bringing back all the old characters who kinda worked.

notable lines:
luther gillis: “hey. it’s me. sorry to barge in like this but some wimp just shot me”

after a huge firefight, all the main characters are horribly injured except magnum and higgins, and they’re all in the same hospital room when magnum finally gets to hold his award. he starts giving his acceptance speech and a nurse bumps him from behind and he throws it into the air, shattering it because it was one of those glass awards. he really wanted that award.

Summary
  1. s3e41,42 Did You See The Sunrise
  2. s4e64 Home From The Sea
  3. s2e33 Try To Remember
  4. s4e84 I, Witness
  5. s5e99,100 All for One
  6. s3e53 Of Sound Mind
  7. s4e69 Letter to a Duchess
  8. s2e25 Tropical Madness
  9. s2e39 The Elmo Ziller Story
  10. s5e95 Kiss of the Sabre
  11. s5e101 The Love-for-Sale Boat
  12. s4e75 The Case of the Red Faced Thespian
  13. s1e3 China Doll
  14. s3e48 Foiled Again
  15. s4e81 Holmes is Where the Heart is
  16. s6e116 Blood and Honor
  17. s3e55 Basket Case
  18. s4e73 Silent Night
  19. s4e65 Luther Gillis: File #521
  20. s6e110 The Kona Winds
  21. s1e11 The Curse of the King Kamehameha Club
  22. s4e70 Squeeze Play
  23. s2e20 Dead Man’s Channel
  24. s2e23,24 Memories are Forever
  25. s4e71 A Sense of Debt
  26. s4e79 The Return of Luther Gillis
  27. s5e94 Luther Gillis: File #001
  28. s5e97 Professor Jonathan Higgins
  29. s7e130 A Picture is Worth
  30. s7e128,129 LA
  31. s2e32 Computer Date
  32. s3e50 Mixed Doubles
  33. s6e112 Round & Around
  34. s3e49 Mr White Death
  35. s3e47 Flashback
  36. s1e12 Thicker Than Blood
  37. s2e26 Wave Goodbye
  38. s6e107,108 Deja Vu
  39. s3e62 The Big Blow
  40. s5e87 Mac’s Back
  41. s5e98 Compulsion
  42. s5e89 Underworld
  43. s6e120 Mad Dogs & Englishmen
  44. s5e96 Little Games
  45. s4e66 Smaller Than Life
  46. s5e90 Fragments
  47. s6e126 A Little Bit of Luck, A Little Bit of Grief
  48. s6e111 Hotel Dick
  49. s6e125 Who is Don Luis Higgins?
  50. s6e109 Old Acquaintance
  51. s6e127 Photo Play
  52. s4e74 Jororo Farewell
  53. s5e93 Tran Quoc Jones
  54. s3e56 Birdman of Budapest
  55. s2e36 Texas Lightning
  56. s1e1,2 Don’t Eat the Snow in Hawaii
  57. s3e58 Forty Years From Sand Island
  58. s5e85,86 Echoes of the Mind
  59. s3e43 Ki’i’s Don’t Lie
  60. s1e15 Don’t Say Goodbye
  61. s3e46 Black on White
  62. s5e104 The Man From Marseilles
  63. s4e82 On Face Value
  64. s5e106 A Pretty Good Dancing Chicken
  65. s6e119 Summer School
  66. s6e115 The Treasure of Kalaniopu’u
  67. s3e60 Two Birds of a Feather
  68. s4e72 The Look
  69. s5e103 Ms Jones
  70. s2e22 From Moscow to Maui
  71. s3e54 Arrow That Is Not Aimed
  72. s3e59 Legacy From a Friend
  73. s5e92 Murder 101
  74. s4e67 Distant Relative
  75. s3e61 …By Its Cover
  76. s6e121 All Thieves on Deck
  77. s6e123 Way of the Stalking Horse
  78. s2e40 Three Minus Two
  79. s4e68 Limited Engagement
  80. s6e113 Going Home
  81. s6e122 This Island Isn’t Big Enough
  82. s5e105 Torah, Torah, Torah
  83. s6e117 Rapture
  84. s7e132 A.A.P.I.
  85. s4e77 Rembrandt’s Girl
  86. s2e30 Ghost Writer
  87. s1e17 J. “Digger” Doyle
  88. s6e118 I Never Wanted To Go To France Anyway
  89. s1e9 Missing in Action
  90. s1e14 Adelaide
  91. s1e6 Skin Deep
  92. s5e91 Blind Justice
  93. s4e80 Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
  94. s4e76 No More Mr Niceguy
  95. s3e63 Faith and Begorrah
  96. s4e78 Paradise Blues
  97. s4e83 Dream a Little Dream
  98. s3e52 Heal Thyself
  99. s3e44 The Eighth Part of the Village
  100. s2e34 Italian Ice
  101. s1e7 Never Again, Never Again
  102. s1e18 Beauty Knows No Pain
  103. s7e131 Straight and Narrow
  104. s6e114 Paniolo
  105. s5e88 The Legacy of Garwood Huddle
  106. s2e21 Woman on the Beach
  107. s3e51 Almost Home
  108. s3e45 Past Tense
  109. s2e38 The Last Page
  110. s2e37 Double Jeopardy
  111. s2e19 Billy Joe Bob
  112. s1e16 The Black Orchid
  113. s6e124 Find Me a Rainbow
  114. s5e102 Let Me Hear The Music
  115. s3e57 I Do?
  116. s2e35 One More Summer
  117. s2e31 The Jororo Kill
  118. s1e13 All Roads Lead to Floyd
  119. s2e29 The Sixth Position
  120. s2e27 Mad Buck Gibson
  121. s1e10 Lest We Forget
  122. s1e8 The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii
  123. s1e4 Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones Too
  124. s1e5 No Need to Know
  125. s2e28 The Taking of Dick McWilliams
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JB Smoove as Rick

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Only if we’re doing Larry David as Magnum. Which we should.

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s7e133 Death and Taxes

higgins, rick and tc are all simultaneously out of town for the weekend, leaving magnum home alone (higgins even took the dogs). will he enjoy it skisurfing all day and stuffing his face with milk and fig newtons all night watching live baseball at 3am? nope, he’s getting audited by the irs and he’s a slacker who keeps TERRIBLE records but for some reason still tries to deduct a ton of expenses.

even though the auditor is a beautiful woman in a navy uniform, we luckily don’t spend too much time watching magnum fumble with receipts. because there’s a SERIAL MURDERER on the island stalking prostitutes and making direct phone calls to magnum taunting him with clues. very getable clues. magnum goes to the police immediately and they mock him for not gifting them a slam dunk case, literally laughing in his face, these cops suck. tanaka would never behave this way.

prostitute murders start happening and the police begrudgingly start working with magnum, but the killer knows exactly how long it takes to trace a phone call, and always cuts the call short. magnum picks up his rolex and holds it in front of him every time he gets a phone call anyway, probably cause it’s a sick rolex.

genesis is playing throughout the entire second and third acts at full volume as magnum wordlessly pieces together the mystery.

the killer turns out to be a deranged “stan” who doesn’t even have a mustache, but he’s absolutely obsessed with magnum. then the final standoff is kinda weird, he’s 40 feet away from magnum, magnum has a gun, and he threatens him with a knife. anyway magnum shoots him.

notable lines:
“if you don’t shoot me, he dies, and i win. if you do shoot me… i still win”

Summary
  1. s3e41,42 Did You See The Sunrise
  2. s4e64 Home From The Sea
  3. s2e33 Try To Remember
  4. s4e84 I, Witness
  5. s5e99,100 All for One
  6. s3e53 Of Sound Mind
  7. s4e69 Letter to a Duchess
  8. s2e25 Tropical Madness
  9. s2e39 The Elmo Ziller Story
  10. s5e95 Kiss of the Sabre
  11. s5e101 The Love-for-Sale Boat
  12. s4e75 The Case of the Red Faced Thespian
  13. s1e3 China Doll
  14. s3e48 Foiled Again
  15. s4e81 Holmes is Where the Heart is
  16. s6e116 Blood and Honor
  17. s3e55 Basket Case
  18. s4e73 Silent Night
  19. s4e65 Luther Gillis: File #521
  20. s6e110 The Kona Winds
  21. s1e11 The Curse of the King Kamehameha Club
  22. s4e70 Squeeze Play
  23. s2e20 Dead Man’s Channel
  24. s2e23,24 Memories are Forever
  25. s4e71 A Sense of Debt
  26. s4e79 The Return of Luther Gillis
  27. s5e94 Luther Gillis: File #001
  28. s5e97 Professor Jonathan Higgins
  29. s7e130 A Picture is Worth
  30. s7e133 Death and Taxes
  31. s7e128,129 LA
  32. s2e32 Computer Date
  33. s3e50 Mixed Doubles
  34. s6e112 Round & Around
  35. s3e49 Mr White Death
  36. s3e47 Flashback
  37. s1e12 Thicker Than Blood
  38. s2e26 Wave Goodbye
  39. s6e107,108 Deja Vu
  40. s3e62 The Big Blow
  41. s5e87 Mac’s Back
  42. s5e98 Compulsion
  43. s5e89 Underworld
  44. s6e120 Mad Dogs & Englishmen
  45. s5e96 Little Games
  46. s4e66 Smaller Than Life
  47. s5e90 Fragments
  48. s6e126 A Little Bit of Luck, A Little Bit of Grief
  49. s6e111 Hotel Dick
  50. s6e125 Who is Don Luis Higgins?
  51. s6e109 Old Acquaintance
  52. s6e127 Photo Play
  53. s4e74 Jororo Farewell
  54. s5e93 Tran Quoc Jones
  55. s3e56 Birdman of Budapest
  56. s2e36 Texas Lightning
  57. s1e1,2 Don’t Eat the Snow in Hawaii
  58. s3e58 Forty Years From Sand Island
  59. s5e85,86 Echoes of the Mind
  60. s3e43 Ki’i’s Don’t Lie
  61. s1e15 Don’t Say Goodbye
  62. s3e46 Black on White
  63. s5e104 The Man From Marseilles
  64. s4e82 On Face Value
  65. s5e106 A Pretty Good Dancing Chicken
  66. s6e119 Summer School
  67. s6e115 The Treasure of Kalaniopu’u
  68. s3e60 Two Birds of a Feather
  69. s4e72 The Look
  70. s5e103 Ms Jones
  71. s2e22 From Moscow to Maui
  72. s3e54 Arrow That Is Not Aimed
  73. s3e59 Legacy From a Friend
  74. s5e92 Murder 101
  75. s4e67 Distant Relative
  76. s3e61 …By Its Cover
  77. s6e121 All Thieves on Deck
  78. s6e123 Way of the Stalking Horse
  79. s2e40 Three Minus Two
  80. s4e68 Limited Engagement
  81. s6e113 Going Home
  82. s6e122 This Island Isn’t Big Enough
  83. s5e105 Torah, Torah, Torah
  84. s6e117 Rapture
  85. s7e132 A.A.P.I.
  86. s4e77 Rembrandt’s Girl
  87. s2e30 Ghost Writer
  88. s1e17 J. “Digger” Doyle
  89. s6e118 I Never Wanted To Go To France Anyway
  90. s1e9 Missing in Action
  91. s1e14 Adelaide
  92. s1e6 Skin Deep
  93. s5e91 Blind Justice
  94. s4e80 Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
  95. s4e76 No More Mr Niceguy
  96. s3e63 Faith and Begorrah
  97. s4e78 Paradise Blues
  98. s4e83 Dream a Little Dream
  99. s3e52 Heal Thyself
  100. s3e44 The Eighth Part of the Village
  101. s2e34 Italian Ice
  102. s1e7 Never Again, Never Again
  103. s1e18 Beauty Knows No Pain
  104. s7e131 Straight and Narrow
  105. s6e114 Paniolo
  106. s5e88 The Legacy of Garwood Huddle
  107. s2e21 Woman on the Beach
  108. s3e51 Almost Home
  109. s3e45 Past Tense
  110. s2e38 The Last Page
  111. s2e37 Double Jeopardy
  112. s2e19 Billy Joe Bob
  113. s1e16 The Black Orchid
  114. s6e124 Find Me a Rainbow
  115. s5e102 Let Me Hear The Music
  116. s3e57 I Do?
  117. s2e35 One More Summer
  118. s2e31 The Jororo Kill
  119. s1e13 All Roads Lead to Floyd
  120. s2e29 The Sixth Position
  121. s2e27 Mad Buck Gibson
  122. s1e10 Lest We Forget
  123. s1e8 The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii
  124. s1e4 Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones Too
  125. s1e5 No Need to Know
  126. s2e28 The Taking of Dick McWilliams
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s7e134 Little Girl Who

magnum’s ex wife michelle is back (the one who faked her own death to become a deep cover spy inside vietnam’s military). but just to drop off her 5-year-old daughter with magnum while she goes off on some spy mission. the little girl only speaks french and vietnamese, so only higgins can communicate with her.

uncle magnum’s best attempt at babysitting involves feeding the girl chili dogs and fig newtons. but he quickly dumps her on higgins while he ferraris around the island trying to figure out what his ex wife is up to. toxic? no! thoughtful.

clues start piling up that magnum is likely this girl’s real father, and in his final conversation with michelle, he gets let off the hook to maintain his bachelor lifestyle with a non-answer. michelle and the kid go into some kind of military spy witness protection program and i imagine things are gonna happily reset by the start of the next episode.

Summary
  1. s3e41,42 Did You See The Sunrise
  2. s4e64 Home From The Sea
  3. s2e33 Try To Remember
  4. s4e84 I, Witness
  5. s5e99,100 All for One
  6. s3e53 Of Sound Mind
  7. s4e69 Letter to a Duchess
  8. s2e25 Tropical Madness
  9. s2e39 The Elmo Ziller Story
  10. s5e95 Kiss of the Sabre
  11. s5e101 The Love-for-Sale Boat
  12. s4e75 The Case of the Red Faced Thespian
  13. s1e3 China Doll
  14. s3e48 Foiled Again
  15. s4e81 Holmes is Where the Heart is
  16. s6e116 Blood and Honor
  17. s3e55 Basket Case
  18. s4e73 Silent Night
  19. s4e65 Luther Gillis: File #521
  20. s6e110 The Kona Winds
  21. s1e11 The Curse of the King Kamehameha Club
  22. s4e70 Squeeze Play
  23. s2e20 Dead Man’s Channel
  24. s2e23,24 Memories are Forever
  25. s4e71 A Sense of Debt
  26. s4e79 The Return of Luther Gillis
  27. s5e94 Luther Gillis: File #001
  28. s5e97 Professor Jonathan Higgins
  29. s7e130 A Picture is Worth
  30. s7e133 Death and Taxes
  31. s7e128,129 LA
  32. s2e32 Computer Date
  33. s3e50 Mixed Doubles
  34. s6e112 Round & Around
  35. s7e134 Little Girl Who
  36. s3e49 Mr White Death
  37. s3e47 Flashback
  38. s1e12 Thicker Than Blood
  39. s2e26 Wave Goodbye
  40. s6e107,108 Deja Vu
  41. s3e62 The Big Blow
  42. s5e87 Mac’s Back
  43. s5e98 Compulsion
  44. s5e89 Underworld
  45. s6e120 Mad Dogs & Englishmen
  46. s5e96 Little Games
  47. s4e66 Smaller Than Life
  48. s5e90 Fragments
  49. s6e126 A Little Bit of Luck, A Little Bit of Grief
  50. s6e111 Hotel Dick
  51. s6e125 Who is Don Luis Higgins?
  52. s6e109 Old Acquaintance
  53. s6e127 Photo Play
  54. s4e74 Jororo Farewell
  55. s5e93 Tran Quoc Jones
  56. s3e56 Birdman of Budapest
  57. s2e36 Texas Lightning
  58. s1e1,2 Don’t Eat the Snow in Hawaii
  59. s3e58 Forty Years From Sand Island
  60. s5e85,86 Echoes of the Mind
  61. s3e43 Ki’i’s Don’t Lie
  62. s1e15 Don’t Say Goodbye
  63. s3e46 Black on White
  64. s5e104 The Man From Marseilles
  65. s4e82 On Face Value
  66. s5e106 A Pretty Good Dancing Chicken
  67. s6e119 Summer School
  68. s6e115 The Treasure of Kalaniopu’u
  69. s3e60 Two Birds of a Feather
  70. s4e72 The Look
  71. s5e103 Ms Jones
  72. s2e22 From Moscow to Maui
  73. s3e54 Arrow That Is Not Aimed
  74. s3e59 Legacy From a Friend
  75. s5e92 Murder 101
  76. s4e67 Distant Relative
  77. s3e61 …By Its Cover
  78. s6e121 All Thieves on Deck
  79. s6e123 Way of the Stalking Horse
  80. s2e40 Three Minus Two
  81. s4e68 Limited Engagement
  82. s6e113 Going Home
  83. s6e122 This Island Isn’t Big Enough
  84. s5e105 Torah, Torah, Torah
  85. s6e117 Rapture
  86. s7e132 A.A.P.I.
  87. s4e77 Rembrandt’s Girl
  88. s2e30 Ghost Writer
  89. s1e17 J. “Digger” Doyle
  90. s6e118 I Never Wanted To Go To France Anyway
  91. s1e9 Missing in Action
  92. s1e14 Adelaide
  93. s1e6 Skin Deep
  94. s5e91 Blind Justice
  95. s4e80 Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
  96. s4e76 No More Mr Niceguy
  97. s3e63 Faith and Begorrah
  98. s4e78 Paradise Blues
  99. s4e83 Dream a Little Dream
  100. s3e52 Heal Thyself
  101. s3e44 The Eighth Part of the Village
  102. s2e34 Italian Ice
  103. s1e7 Never Again, Never Again
  104. s1e18 Beauty Knows No Pain
  105. s7e131 Straight and Narrow
  106. s6e114 Paniolo
  107. s5e88 The Legacy of Garwood Huddle
  108. s2e21 Woman on the Beach
  109. s3e51 Almost Home
  110. s3e45 Past Tense
  111. s2e38 The Last Page
  112. s2e37 Double Jeopardy
  113. s2e19 Billy Joe Bob
  114. s1e16 The Black Orchid
  115. s6e124 Find Me a Rainbow
  116. s5e102 Let Me Hear The Music
  117. s3e57 I Do?
  118. s2e35 One More Summer
  119. s2e31 The Jororo Kill
  120. s1e13 All Roads Lead to Floyd
  121. s2e29 The Sixth Position
  122. s2e27 Mad Buck Gibson
  123. s1e10 Lest We Forget
  124. s1e8 The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii
  125. s1e4 Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones Too
  126. s1e5 No Need to Know
  127. s2e28 The Taking of Dick McWilliams
3 Likes
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237

s7e135 Paper War

magnum breaks into robin’s nest’s security room to use the computer to play a video game he borrowed from TC. it’s a wicked game that destroys the game disk if you lose. magnum loves roguelikes! who doesn’t?

in trying to salvage the $59 gamedisk, magnum accidentally formats the main computer drive, deleting higgins’ memoir of his military campaign in new dehli. i liked learning that AAA videogames have cost $60 for forty straight years.

things escalate into a prank war between magnum and higgins. first higgins has magnum arrested for grand theft auto. then magnum destroys higgins’ prized flower that blooms once every hundred years or something. then higgins decapitates magnum’s rubber chicken and leaves it in his bed godfather style.

magnum fills the antique cannon with cement, higgins gives away all of magnum’s stuff to charity, and magnum blows up the matchstick bridge over the river kwai with remote explosives on higgins’ desk right in front of him.

higgins and magnum end up stuck in an elevator in a building that’s minutes away from being demolished. while they’re stuck together, magnum finally confronts higgins about how nobody believes his war stories, and higgins is very offended. during the argument, magnum gets suspicious that higgins is robin masters’ ghost writer, and eventually accuses him of being robin masters himself. even though they’ve both met robin masters on multiple occasions. magnum says the robin he met was a hired actor who has the voice of orson welles, who was the actual voice of robin masters in the show.

magnum ends the episode confidently believing higgins is the real robin masters.

notable lines:
“Seige of the Seventh Galaxy is not a toy. it is designed for the adult who yearns for the risk and challenge of true-life intergalactic combat”

Summary
  1. s3e41,42 Did You See The Sunrise
  2. s4e64 Home From The Sea
  3. s2e33 Try To Remember
  4. s4e84 I, Witness
  5. s5e99,100 All for One
  6. s3e53 Of Sound Mind
  7. s4e69 Letter to a Duchess
  8. s2e25 Tropical Madness
  9. s2e39 The Elmo Ziller Story
  10. s5e95 Kiss of the Sabre
  11. s5e101 The Love-for-Sale Boat
  12. s4e75 The Case of the Red Faced Thespian
  13. s1e3 China Doll
  14. s3e48 Foiled Again
  15. s4e81 Holmes is Where the Heart is
  16. s6e116 Blood and Honor
  17. s3e55 Basket Case
  18. s4e73 Silent Night
  19. s4e65 Luther Gillis: File #521
  20. s6e110 The Kona Winds
  21. s7e135 Paper War
  22. s1e11 The Curse of the King Kamehameha Club
  23. s4e70 Squeeze Play
  24. s2e20 Dead Man’s Channel
  25. s2e23,24 Memories are Forever
  26. s4e71 A Sense of Debt
  27. s4e79 The Return of Luther Gillis
  28. s5e94 Luther Gillis: File #001
  29. s5e97 Professor Jonathan Higgins
  30. s7e130 A Picture is Worth
  31. s7e133 Death and Taxes
  32. s7e128,129 LA
  33. s2e32 Computer Date
  34. s3e50 Mixed Doubles
  35. s6e112 Round & Around
  36. s7e134 Little Girl Who
  37. s3e49 Mr White Death
  38. s3e47 Flashback
  39. s1e12 Thicker Than Blood
  40. s2e26 Wave Goodbye
  41. s6e107,108 Deja Vu
  42. s3e62 The Big Blow
  43. s5e87 Mac’s Back
  44. s5e98 Compulsion
  45. s5e89 Underworld
  46. s6e120 Mad Dogs & Englishmen
  47. s5e96 Little Games
  48. s4e66 Smaller Than Life
  49. s5e90 Fragments
  50. s6e126 A Little Bit of Luck, A Little Bit of Grief
  51. s6e111 Hotel Dick
  52. s6e125 Who is Don Luis Higgins?
  53. s6e109 Old Acquaintance
  54. s6e127 Photo Play
  55. s4e74 Jororo Farewell
  56. s5e93 Tran Quoc Jones
  57. s3e56 Birdman of Budapest
  58. s2e36 Texas Lightning
  59. s1e1,2 Don’t Eat the Snow in Hawaii
  60. s3e58 Forty Years From Sand Island
  61. s5e85,86 Echoes of the Mind
  62. s3e43 Ki’i’s Don’t Lie
  63. s1e15 Don’t Say Goodbye
  64. s3e46 Black on White
  65. s5e104 The Man From Marseilles
  66. s4e82 On Face Value
  67. s5e106 A Pretty Good Dancing Chicken
  68. s6e119 Summer School
  69. s6e115 The Treasure of Kalaniopu’u
  70. s3e60 Two Birds of a Feather
  71. s4e72 The Look
  72. s5e103 Ms Jones
  73. s2e22 From Moscow to Maui
  74. s3e54 Arrow That Is Not Aimed
  75. s3e59 Legacy From a Friend
  76. s5e92 Murder 101
  77. s4e67 Distant Relative
  78. s3e61 …By Its Cover
  79. s6e121 All Thieves on Deck
  80. s6e123 Way of the Stalking Horse
  81. s2e40 Three Minus Two
  82. s4e68 Limited Engagement
  83. s6e113 Going Home
  84. s6e122 This Island Isn’t Big Enough
  85. s5e105 Torah, Torah, Torah
  86. s6e117 Rapture
  87. s7e132 A.A.P.I.
  88. s4e77 Rembrandt’s Girl
  89. s2e30 Ghost Writer
  90. s1e17 J. “Digger” Doyle
  91. s6e118 I Never Wanted To Go To France Anyway
  92. s1e9 Missing in Action
  93. s1e14 Adelaide
  94. s1e6 Skin Deep
  95. s5e91 Blind Justice
  96. s4e80 Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
  97. s4e76 No More Mr Niceguy
  98. s3e63 Faith and Begorrah
  99. s4e78 Paradise Blues
  100. s4e83 Dream a Little Dream
  101. s3e52 Heal Thyself
  102. s3e44 The Eighth Part of the Village
  103. s2e34 Italian Ice
  104. s1e7 Never Again, Never Again
  105. s1e18 Beauty Knows No Pain
  106. s7e131 Straight and Narrow
  107. s6e114 Paniolo
  108. s5e88 The Legacy of Garwood Huddle
  109. s2e21 Woman on the Beach
  110. s3e51 Almost Home
  111. s3e45 Past Tense
  112. s2e38 The Last Page
  113. s2e37 Double Jeopardy
  114. s2e19 Billy Joe Bob
  115. s1e16 The Black Orchid
  116. s6e124 Find Me a Rainbow
  117. s5e102 Let Me Hear The Music
  118. s3e57 I Do?
  119. s2e35 One More Summer
  120. s2e31 The Jororo Kill
  121. s1e13 All Roads Lead to Floyd
  122. s2e29 The Sixth Position
  123. s2e27 Mad Buck Gibson
  124. s1e10 Lest We Forget
  125. s1e8 The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii
  126. s1e4 Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones Too
  127. s1e5 No Need to Know
  128. s2e28 The Taking of Dick McWilliams
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Lol I remember that episode; iirc right before blowing up the bridge Magnum called Higgins and whistled the River Kwai march! :rofl:

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Had to go look it up …

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he played a text-based dungeon adventure game in an earlier episode that also immolated after his character died, but i thought it was because magnum pushed the wrong button on the computer machine. and as everyone who has used computers in the 1980s knows, that kind of thing can happen if you press one wrong button. your whole computer can be destroyed.

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s7e136 Novel Connection

ep starts out with higgins driving a car with 3 old ladies, including a young jessica walter (relatively young. she’s still old but she’s the youngest i’ve ever seen her). some maniac in a pickup is trying to pass them on a windy 2-lane mountain road, and higgins handles it so poorly. he speeds up as the guy is passing him, then when he gets tailgated higgins moves into the oncoming lane, but maintains speed with the guy. so he gets bumped around and run off the road but i feel like he ran himself off the road tbh.

this is the murder-she-wrote magnum-pi crossover spectacular. featuring a very sexual jessica walter.

there’s some missing persons, an attempted murder, and murder-she-wrote starts finding clues, but magnum pays little heed to her theories probably because of rampant 1980s sexism.

magnum solves the mystery/threat by shooting a guy. bet you won’t see THAT on murder she wrote!

notable lines
jessica walter (whatever her very sexual character’s name was): “i have been in these clothes since yesterday”
catty old lady friend (not murder she wrote): “i doubt it”

Summary
  1. s3e41,42 Did You See The Sunrise
  2. s4e64 Home From The Sea
  3. s2e33 Try To Remember
  4. s4e84 I, Witness
  5. s5e99,100 All for One
  6. s3e53 Of Sound Mind
  7. s4e69 Letter to a Duchess
  8. s2e25 Tropical Madness
  9. s2e39 The Elmo Ziller Story
  10. s5e95 Kiss of the Sabre
  11. s5e101 The Love-for-Sale Boat
  12. s4e75 The Case of the Red Faced Thespian
  13. s1e3 China Doll
  14. s3e48 Foiled Again
  15. s4e81 Holmes is Where the Heart is
  16. s6e116 Blood and Honor
  17. s3e55 Basket Case
  18. s4e73 Silent Night
  19. s4e65 Luther Gillis: File #521
  20. s6e110 The Kona Winds
  21. s7e135 Paper War
  22. s1e11 The Curse of the King Kamehameha Club
  23. s4e70 Squeeze Play
  24. s2e20 Dead Man’s Channel
  25. s2e23,24 Memories are Forever
  26. s4e71 A Sense of Debt
  27. s4e79 The Return of Luther Gillis
  28. s5e94 Luther Gillis: File #001
  29. s5e97 Professor Jonathan Higgins
  30. s7e130 A Picture is Worth
  31. s7e133 Death and Taxes
  32. s7e128,129 LA
  33. s2e32 Computer Date
  34. s3e50 Mixed Doubles
  35. s6e112 Round & Around
  36. s7e134 Little Girl Who
  37. s3e49 Mr White Death
  38. s3e47 Flashback
  39. s1e12 Thicker Than Blood
  40. s2e26 Wave Goodbye
  41. s6e107,108 Deja Vu
  42. s3e62 The Big Blow
  43. s5e87 Mac’s Back
  44. s5e98 Compulsion
  45. s5e89 Underworld
  46. s6e120 Mad Dogs & Englishmen
  47. s5e96 Little Games
  48. s4e66 Smaller Than Life
  49. s5e90 Fragments
  50. s7e136 Novel Connection
  51. s6e126 A Little Bit of Luck, A Little Bit of Grief
  52. s6e111 Hotel Dick
  53. s6e125 Who is Don Luis Higgins?
  54. s6e109 Old Acquaintance
  55. s6e127 Photo Play
  56. s4e74 Jororo Farewell
  57. s5e93 Tran Quoc Jones
  58. s3e56 Birdman of Budapest
  59. s2e36 Texas Lightning
  60. s1e1,2 Don’t Eat the Snow in Hawaii
  61. s3e58 Forty Years From Sand Island
  62. s5e85,86 Echoes of the Mind
  63. s3e43 Ki’i’s Don’t Lie
  64. s1e15 Don’t Say Goodbye
  65. s3e46 Black on White
  66. s5e104 The Man From Marseilles
  67. s4e82 On Face Value
  68. s5e106 A Pretty Good Dancing Chicken
  69. s6e119 Summer School
  70. s6e115 The Treasure of Kalaniopu’u
  71. s3e60 Two Birds of a Feather
  72. s4e72 The Look
  73. s5e103 Ms Jones
  74. s2e22 From Moscow to Maui
  75. s3e54 Arrow That Is Not Aimed
  76. s3e59 Legacy From a Friend
  77. s5e92 Murder 101
  78. s4e67 Distant Relative
  79. s3e61 …By Its Cover
  80. s6e121 All Thieves on Deck
  81. s6e123 Way of the Stalking Horse
  82. s2e40 Three Minus Two
  83. s4e68 Limited Engagement
  84. s6e113 Going Home
  85. s6e122 This Island Isn’t Big Enough
  86. s5e105 Torah, Torah, Torah
  87. s6e117 Rapture
  88. s7e132 A.A.P.I.
  89. s4e77 Rembrandt’s Girl
  90. s2e30 Ghost Writer
  91. s1e17 J. “Digger” Doyle
  92. s6e118 I Never Wanted To Go To France Anyway
  93. s1e9 Missing in Action
  94. s1e14 Adelaide
  95. s1e6 Skin Deep
  96. s5e91 Blind Justice
  97. s4e80 Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
  98. s4e76 No More Mr Niceguy
  99. s3e63 Faith and Begorrah
  100. s4e78 Paradise Blues
  101. s4e83 Dream a Little Dream
  102. s3e52 Heal Thyself
  103. s3e44 The Eighth Part of the Village
  104. s2e34 Italian Ice
  105. s1e7 Never Again, Never Again
  106. s1e18 Beauty Knows No Pain
  107. s7e131 Straight and Narrow
  108. s6e114 Paniolo
  109. s5e88 The Legacy of Garwood Huddle
  110. s2e21 Woman on the Beach
  111. s3e51 Almost Home
  112. s3e45 Past Tense
  113. s2e38 The Last Page
  114. s2e37 Double Jeopardy
  115. s2e19 Billy Joe Bob
  116. s1e16 The Black Orchid
  117. s6e124 Find Me a Rainbow
  118. s5e102 Let Me Hear The Music
  119. s3e57 I Do?
  120. s2e35 One More Summer
  121. s2e31 The Jororo Kill
  122. s1e13 All Roads Lead to Floyd
  123. s2e29 The Sixth Position
  124. s2e27 Mad Buck Gibson
  125. s1e10 Lest We Forget
  126. s1e8 The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii
  127. s1e4 Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones Too
  128. s1e5 No Need to Know
  129. s2e28 The Taking of Dick McWilliams
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s7e137 Kapu

a man is shot dead on an outdoor escalator and starts tumbling backward endlessly. as as the killer is about to shoot the only witness, young native woman, magnum dive tackles her into safety.

magnum is shot before the killer gets away, and the native woman brings him to her hawaiian tribal village. but they’ve got bedsheets and houses and stuff. no telephones tho. magnum wants to leave and the villagers are like, “not in your condition”. he has temporary semi-amnesia and is literally being held prisoner by woke communists. they’re so woke they won’t even properly imprison him, they let him walk around free. so he tries stealing one of their canoes and paddles out into the ocean. magnum will not suffer one day of this utopian existence. they capture him for him own good before he drowns out there.

but through hard labor magnum begins to appreciate their culture and community, even after he learns they’re poisoning him with amnesia-inducing herbal medicine. meanwhile TC and rick are searching the island because magnum is legit missing after being last seen shot bleeding in the ocean.

the hitman somehow finds this isolated island tribal village and magnum shoots him. the villagers then allow him to leave. mahalo

Summary
  1. s3e41,42 Did You See The Sunrise
  2. s4e64 Home From The Sea
  3. s2e33 Try To Remember
  4. s4e84 I, Witness
  5. s5e99,100 All for One
  6. s3e53 Of Sound Mind
  7. s4e69 Letter to a Duchess
  8. s2e25 Tropical Madness
  9. s2e39 The Elmo Ziller Story
  10. s5e95 Kiss of the Sabre
  11. s5e101 The Love-for-Sale Boat
  12. s4e75 The Case of the Red Faced Thespian
  13. s1e3 China Doll
  14. s3e48 Foiled Again
  15. s4e81 Holmes is Where the Heart is
  16. s6e116 Blood and Honor
  17. s3e55 Basket Case
  18. s4e73 Silent Night
  19. s4e65 Luther Gillis: File #521
  20. s6e110 The Kona Winds
  21. s7e135 Paper War
  22. s1e11 The Curse of the King Kamehameha Club
  23. s4e70 Squeeze Play
  24. s2e20 Dead Man’s Channel
  25. s2e23,24 Memories are Forever
  26. s4e71 A Sense of Debt
  27. s4e79 The Return of Luther Gillis
  28. s5e94 Luther Gillis: File #001
  29. s5e97 Professor Jonathan Higgins
  30. s7e130 A Picture is Worth
  31. s7e133 Death and Taxes
  32. s7e128,129 LA
  33. s2e32 Computer Date
  34. s3e50 Mixed Doubles
  35. s6e112 Round & Around
  36. s7e134 Little Girl Who
  37. s3e49 Mr White Death
  38. s3e47 Flashback
  39. s1e12 Thicker Than Blood
  40. s2e26 Wave Goodbye
  41. s6e107,108 Deja Vu
  42. s3e62 The Big Blow
  43. s5e87 Mac’s Back
  44. s5e98 Compulsion
  45. s5e89 Underworld
  46. s6e120 Mad Dogs & Englishmen
  47. s5e96 Little Games
  48. s4e66 Smaller Than Life
  49. s5e90 Fragments
  50. s7e136 Novel Connection
  51. s6e126 A Little Bit of Luck, A Little Bit of Grief
  52. s7e137 Kapu
  53. s6e111 Hotel Dick
  54. s6e125 Who is Don Luis Higgins?
  55. s6e109 Old Acquaintance
  56. s6e127 Photo Play
  57. s4e74 Jororo Farewell
  58. s5e93 Tran Quoc Jones
  59. s3e56 Birdman of Budapest
  60. s2e36 Texas Lightning
  61. s1e1,2 Don’t Eat the Snow in Hawaii
  62. s3e58 Forty Years From Sand Island
  63. s5e85,86 Echoes of the Mind
  64. s3e43 Ki’i’s Don’t Lie
  65. s1e15 Don’t Say Goodbye
  66. s3e46 Black on White
  67. s5e104 The Man From Marseilles
  68. s4e82 On Face Value
  69. s5e106 A Pretty Good Dancing Chicken
  70. s6e119 Summer School
  71. s6e115 The Treasure of Kalaniopu’u
  72. s3e60 Two Birds of a Feather
  73. s4e72 The Look
  74. s5e103 Ms Jones
  75. s2e22 From Moscow to Maui
  76. s3e54 Arrow That Is Not Aimed
  77. s3e59 Legacy From a Friend
  78. s5e92 Murder 101
  79. s4e67 Distant Relative
  80. s3e61 …By Its Cover
  81. s6e121 All Thieves on Deck
  82. s6e123 Way of the Stalking Horse
  83. s2e40 Three Minus Two
  84. s4e68 Limited Engagement
  85. s6e113 Going Home
  86. s6e122 This Island Isn’t Big Enough
  87. s5e105 Torah, Torah, Torah
  88. s6e117 Rapture
  89. s7e132 A.A.P.I.
  90. s4e77 Rembrandt’s Girl
  91. s2e30 Ghost Writer
  92. s1e17 J. “Digger” Doyle
  93. s6e118 I Never Wanted To Go To France Anyway
  94. s1e9 Missing in Action
  95. s1e14 Adelaide
  96. s1e6 Skin Deep
  97. s5e91 Blind Justice
  98. s4e80 Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
  99. s4e76 No More Mr Niceguy
  100. s3e63 Faith and Begorrah
  101. s4e78 Paradise Blues
  102. s4e83 Dream a Little Dream
  103. s3e52 Heal Thyself
  104. s3e44 The Eighth Part of the Village
  105. s2e34 Italian Ice
  106. s1e7 Never Again, Never Again
  107. s1e18 Beauty Knows No Pain
  108. s7e131 Straight and Narrow
  109. s6e114 Paniolo
  110. s5e88 The Legacy of Garwood Huddle
  111. s2e21 Woman on the Beach
  112. s3e51 Almost Home
  113. s3e45 Past Tense
  114. s2e38 The Last Page
  115. s2e37 Double Jeopardy
  116. s2e19 Billy Joe Bob
  117. s1e16 The Black Orchid
  118. s6e124 Find Me a Rainbow
  119. s5e102 Let Me Hear The Music
  120. s3e57 I Do?
  121. s2e35 One More Summer
  122. s2e31 The Jororo Kill
  123. s1e13 All Roads Lead to Floyd
  124. s2e29 The Sixth Position
  125. s2e27 Mad Buck Gibson
  126. s1e10 Lest We Forget
  127. s1e8 The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii
  128. s1e4 Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones Too
  129. s1e5 No Need to Know
  130. s2e28 The Taking of Dick McWilliams
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