Enron Musk 3: The King Broligarch

I will take skynet over Elon

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Not only do Musk’s children hate him, so do the machines he created. What a fucking pathetic human.

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lol

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Pay

ā€œand shit-looking vehicle designsā€

80%!! lol.

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TSLA shares up 5% today (seriously)

Oh its definitely a cult! There drinking Robo-taxi flavored Kool aid.

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Why did they put that sign on a dumpster?

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As wild as Tesla is Palantir might be the meme stock to rival all memestocks. Growing about 20% a year trading at a cool 600 PE

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I’m really surprised that DOGE didn’t come for Palantir. Around 60% of their revenue comes from gubmint contracts, and Peter Theil and Enron are mortal enemies supposedly.

Palantir is providing the technological surveillance to optimize deportation efforts, they’re helping the gubmint get rid of all those scary brown people. Pretty sure that makes them safe from cuts.

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Doggy was all about Elon buttering his bread. It didn’t really have anything to do with savings. Besides if Elon started messing around in the Pentagon he might have lost some of that sweet DOD money!

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I’m going to get a bumper sticker that says ā€œ Iā¤ļø copsā€

DOGE is exposing the waste and horrors of federal employees having some recreational activities like a ā€œbook-exchangeā€ or key-lime pie contest during work hours.

ā€œBut, as my SEC source there put it, the people at the SEC are supposed to be hardened investigators. They do work on the taxpayer’s dime to unravel complex financial crimes not to swap cookies or books by their favorite author. Plus I’m not sure how this type of team building jibes with the SEC’s mandate to make markets safe and efficient for the average investor.ā€

I was excited for a second, but the realized they weren’t talking about Alabama and Ol’ Miss.

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From @tamerlaneblog.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Dunno about you but I would love the time they aren’t around as I wouldn’t be there long with either of those guys as a boss. I do realize some don’t have the hey I’d just get a job elsewhere security but still I don’t know how you’d do it unless you really liked the guy.

Can’t wait to buy goods at StarStore with my StarScrip. Its on the blockchain!

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