Enron Musk 3: The King Broligarch

Or we can just keep talking about proper parking and driving procedures.

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I was debating whether or not to read this Friedman thing.

Still debating.

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You know what would greatly help the american people? making EVERYTHING a subscription based service. Who needs a car? Subscription, baby!

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https://x.com/knowyourmeme/status/1915456688682926150

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People back into parking spaces in other countries because their parking spaces are smaller. Try forward parking a small parking place and getting out. It’s much harder than reversing into it.

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Tesla home battery walls might get more affordable if utilities start subisidizing them in order to use them as a Distributed Energy Resource that they can use to flatten the usage curve. Pay to put them in someone’s house and require them to allow the utility to control when the house pulls energy from the battery instead of the grid until it is paid off.

Hey that sounds like a safe product to put in your house.

Top recruit in medically induced coma after cybertruck accident.

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Fortunately, Tesla isn’t the only manufacturer of big house battery walls out there…

Lol Cybertruck

Elon warming up to fire off some r-word posts rn.

Jesus, that’s awful.

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Elon’s on a killing spree.

“[DOGE staffers] went into the system and they killed off people,” Glasgow told the Daily Beast. “About 4 million people, they marked them as dead. But they’re not sure if those people were supposed to be marked as dead, so they’re sending us an email saying, ‘If these people come into the office with their identification, you can reinstate them.’”

The 55-year-old father of six added, “So we’re going to be resurrecting a lot of dead people.”

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Father of six? Who are they referring to here?

Rennie Glasgow, a claims technical analyst with 15 years of experience at the agency who handles the most challenging cases at the Schenectady office.

Idk why the kids are relevant. Maybe if Elon cans him.

Oh ok whew I thought someone looked away and Enron merked some of his own kids for a minute there

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I am with Friedman here. Its 2025 already and the world’s worst man still doesn’t have a complete monopoly on the movement of people! What the hell is going on?

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That sucks. :slightly_frowning_face:

looks like the type of accident that you survive 99% of the time in a Honda if you have a seatbelt.

“Smoke Inhalation” means the door wouldn’t open (again) ?

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