Enron Musk 3: The King Broligarch

Eons ago in my rural area, that was the case. If there was one, they were there to rob somebody and pretended to be lost if caught. They were absolute idiots about it for bringing in things to cities to sell that only farmstead people would have so they got easily caught.

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yes, back then, that was literally the only reason any black person was in that rural area

you can all scream what you want except that was what it was.

How so?

And you know this how.

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I always try to make eye contact with the driver before walking in front of a vehicle. I guess that will be useless once the cars are driving themselves?

Yeah as a computer programmer, walking out in front of those things makes me nervous. Never know when it’s going to have a brain fart and plow right into me. I’ll act like I’m walking away so they just go.

you said back then, i’m sure they’re all super welcoming now!

i’m gonna pull up with my girlfriend and have her look like she’s lost, and while you and your neighbors are watching her like a hawk, i’m gonna steal all the tractors :wink:

It’s not hard to understand that a city person or people are only going to have certain farm things is if they stole it.

that’s because everybody in the area started recruiting for sports

was a pretty much all white area back then, not as much now. That’s why.

we went from people claiming to be situationally aware to ā€œthem blacks up to no goodā€ faster than i’d think possible, well done everyone

by the way people with ptsd often scan their environments subconsciously

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pretty sure the name of that movie is called ā€œget outā€.

real quick

Fill in the blanks for me

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You learned something about some black person having farm equipment

???

You know for a fact that all black people in that rural area were thieves

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in my head. wheatrich was younger than me, now i’m pretty sure he’s 70+

i remember my plumber telling me how he always has to be facing the door when he goes to a restaurant and that he has a gun in every room of the house and a shotgun loaded under his bed etc.

And I’m sure that shotgun is loaded with a specific sequence of slugs and buckshot designed to maximize effectiveness in his made up scenarios. The level of delusion these people live with is wild.

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I always scan my surroundings when I find myself with two pair, aces and eights, in a game of five card draw.

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When I was in the army they called it ā€œcombat parking,ā€ and it was mandatory.

I say stuff like this to my wife all the time, though. She even does it at home.

My plumber only uses a shotgun when the snake fails to unclog the drain.

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