Elon Musk: Proof that morons can become trillionaires

Who wouldn’t want elon musk on their team?

[Uproarious laughter from the audience]

https://twitter.com/RubSchreurs/status/1707525545729098031?t=-3zcQjy3H76_VEVaFgB9YQ&s=19

I hear Elon can be great if you’re family or a friend. But I’m neither so I wouldn’t work for him if my only other choice was to die homeless.

Heard podcast interview with Kara Swisher and the former head of trust and safety at twitter. He said tweet volume overall is down over 50% since Elon took over.

It’d from the same event as the vid clipped above.

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It looked off but I don’t see many cowboy hats these days.

The thing about his border video is he actually made a great short statement at the beginning about greatly expanding legal immigration.

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But then he spent the rest of the time scaring white people.

Exactly what I think when I see the Elon Musk car

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Veep - like, I’m going to call it Senior Veep

Even his beard looks like it was implanted onto his face

Days without blatant blew chex racism on tw@tter: 0

Imagine a world where it didn’t matter because nobody but Elno sychophants used tw@tter!

But nahhh muhh sportsball feed gotta stay on there no matter how faschy it gets WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?!?!?

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Perfectly normal for a Silicon Valley company.

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https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1707548210519023638?t=T5E0fSwdDb7_1NhaVCazkw&s=19

I thought “single-digit” might be a clue. That’s kind of an awkward gesture unless he’s demonstrating the right hand rule.

I think he’s mad about the hat thing.

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1707807799563137140?s=20

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I can’t stop drinking WINE now

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WHY IS BLACK PEOPLE HAPPENING

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“I’ve hip-fired a .50 cal while walking.” Well then, I take it all back.

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I’ve owned this hat for 10 years… as a bdsm cowboy at Burning Man

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https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1707849566660530507?s=20

Looks like this model. Weighs about 30 lbs. I wonder if they use it for bullet impact testing. We had a .50 caliber rifle mounted on a metal pallet for that purpose. That sucker was heavy.

hurp durp look how cool my boom boom stick is i love my funsie boom boom sticks!

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feels like he’s laying the groundwork to run for a senate run. not sure why he’d want to, but perhaps catching heat every day for running twytter into the ground is making his brain wonder where else he can take his anti0woke shit up.

btw, this is an apple news advert i got as a popup on my corp machine. wtf apple, but also why didn’t he share his magic cbd with feinstein?

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