Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

Gober argued there’s a difference between “randomly” and “by chance,” which is why he argued that this isn’t an illegal lottery under PA gaming laws.

arguing that “randomly” does not mean “by chance” affects that lawyer part of my brain… gets me feeling all tingly…

like does “shall” mean “shall”? inject it straight into my veins.

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It depends on what the meaning of the word “is” is

Confirmed not random.

https://x.com/PiperK/status/1851812434321064040

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https://x.com/teddyschleifer/status/1853536103606706569

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Elon on rogan today

starting now, first minute is him claiming to be one of the two americans in the top 20 in the world in diablo.

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this season of d4 is really broken and just button mashy on the new class spiritborn. i barely have to look at the screen. perfect time for someone to buy their way to the top buying gold and the best items.

the game developers weren’t expecting people to be doing the pit 150 level at all which is the max level of the timed content. so much so that they didnt even code in names for the monsters at that level at the start of the season. at this point the #1 player is completing the pit 150 lvl in 1 minute 59 seconds.

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This is trumpian level of delusion. They released Diablo 4 and a team of path of exile regulars got the world first kill. To be at that level you can’t run 5 companies and tweet 200 times a day. Elon is probably average high school student when it comes to Diablo, maybe average old man level.

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After seeing his elden ring build i call horseshit on top 20 percentile

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you can look at the leaderboards… the #19 is named “elon musk”. so at least that part is true, whether it’s him i guess is still up for debate.

but like i said, this season is super broken and weird. there are so many bugs in the new expansion class design. plus d4 allows you to just buy almost all the best items if you want from other players with basically no oversight

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rogan asked him what his gamertag was to presumably look him up, and elon said “well they used my real name so you can look it up like that”. whether it’s him or not :man_shrugging:t3:

He literally hasn’t physically had the time to play, not even counting his tweets and “running companies,” just traveling with the Trump circus. It’s probably a team of Russians on the account. Then again, based on his GOTV program maybe he has been mainlining Diablo 24/7 in Depends.

yeah that part i agree on. in the video linked to that standing the character is paragon lvl 299. the max paragon is lvl 300 and most streamers looked to have gotten to 300 in around 180-200 hrs played… it came out october 8th.

so his character has logged 200 hours in a little under a month on d4. so napkin math, let’s say he’s the fastest to paragon 300 which the streamer rob2628 did in 184 hours… so elon is averaging like 7 hrs PER DAY on d4 over the last month.

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Luckily, his kids take none of his time.

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“They used my real name” implying the people he pays to play this game for him?

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the rankings people, i think.

Maybe Elon is turning a corner and using the preferred pronouns.

I know better.

If the comment section of the Rogan Musk video is any indication, we are totally fu*ked tomorrow.

it may be cope, but i just have a really hard time believing those people a) are humans b) live in swing states and/or c) will actually vote.

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LMAO, the comments section of a Joe Rogan video with Cult leader Elon being anywhere near actual reality. Come the fuck on.

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