Elon Musk: I, for one, welcome our new pasty overlord

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That real?

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Dunno, was trying to confirm it but about to give up. It feels real (but probably isn’t).

I looked briefly and did not find. Some things certainly in that vein.

The US helping to end apartheid sounds a little far-fetched imo, but Musk has a tendency to exaggerate

Obv fake.

If it was real, he would have called apartheid something like “the only functioning government on the continent” or some bullshit.

I’m not even convinced that Simpowski was dead weight compared to the other guys; he was just bad at explaining himself under pressure. Really, it’s bonkers that his manager has to ask what he does. Interfacing between the engineering dorks and the sales guys sounds like an important job!

Yes, from my experience that is super necessary in any sort of middle to large sized company.

Yeah, they call them Sales Engineers.

Donald Trump will fix it.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1853179455461786111?t=kAc2d28dGlQ7751ToK05-A&s=19

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Last couple of days his big concern has been what happened to Peanut the squirrel.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1853079991304474861?t=eLzl467o25hdhPGgUVuOeA&s=19

Peanut may have saved us.

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I don’t even know what the fuck this squirrel thing is and I don’t want to. Don’t tell me.

I know someone killed a squirrel or something, that’s it.

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Was Elon ever documented as having hung out with Epstein?

There is a picture with Maxwell that Elon claims was her photo bombing him. He denies any association and I haven’t seen anything that couldn’t be explained as Epstein trying to get his hooks into him. Elon is weird enough on his own.

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Musk has been to Epstein’s home in NYC.

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the only important thing to know is that i’m pretty sure every person involved in that story from the squirrel owner to the sheriffs to the da are all republicans and it occurred in a red county… so obviously DEMS KILLED PEANUT!

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It’s kind of wild that we don’t have a rabies test that doesn’t require cracking open the animal’s brain.

I read that it was a combination of the state DEC (which would count as “Blue”) and the county department of health (didn’t look it up but almost certainly all “Red”-led). I have no idea who ultimately has the final say or makes the decision to go and take the animals, but yeah it’s pretty funny how it immediately got spun up as “Dems take your pets and kill them” for something that happened in a deep-red, mostly rural county.

from Philly courtroom —

Musk lawyer says his $1m giveaway is NOT a lottery. “There is no prize to be won” and winners “are not chosen at random,” Musk lawyer Chris Gober said.

Instead, the $1m is a salary they “earn” to be a spokesperson for Musk’s pro-Trump super PAC. Winners are picked based on their “suitability to serve” and their personal story, Gober said.

In response, Philly DA team called this a “complete admission of liability” that Musk is running an illegal lottery under PA law.

Remember: When Musk announced the giveaway… in PA nonetheless… he said, “we are going to be awarding $1 million randomly.” DA showed this in court to the judge.

Gober argued there’s a difference between “randomly” and “by chance,” which is why he argued that this isn’t an illegal lottery under PA gaming laws.

Rich people have different laws so who knows, but this sounds like horseshit to me.

https://x.com/MarshallCohen/status/1853466185712468446

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Dude you can murder people with zero consequences by simply uttering the magic words “I’M AFRAID FOR MY LIFE”. You think saying “THIS IS NOT A LOTTERY” is less likely to work???