Elon Musk: Dork MAGA

I feel like one could teach an informal logic class with just using Elon tweets as exemplars for every type of fallacy.

Shockingly:

AP’S ASSESSMENT: Misleading. The study being referenced found that a secondary pneumonia associated with mechanical ventilation contributes to a patient’s death when it doesn’t respond to treatment. But a study author said that the patients placed on a ventilator would have died without that intervention, and that COVID-19 is still the primary cause of death.

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Without going to medical school I’m going to guess that the risk of respiratory infection is a well known risk of going on a ventilator and if your body is struggling fighting COVID you’re less likely to be able to fight it off but it’s a known risk of a last ditch effort.

Edit:Typed this up before reading the article. Yep.

Yeah but that’s so the hospital gets the COVID death bonus!

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Since it was endorsed by Elon, I didn’t put too much stock in the “fact-checked” story. Looking closer, it turns out that Sean Adl-Tabatabai character has a background in misinformation.

Yep, my first stop was looking at the author.

Shockedpikachu.jpg at what I found

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Hey they died with COVID. Not necessarily from. Do your own research.

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“Please buy my computer-controlled cars”

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The Securities and Exchange Commission has been investigating Musk’s late disclosure of his purchases of Twitter stock before he took over the company. Excerpts of Musk’s testimony provided to the SEC, which came to light last month through a separate lawsuit, suggest Musk and his adviser brushed off compliance with a rule that required him to reveal his ownership once it passed 5% of Twitter’s shares.

Nonzero chance SEC bullies kick him out of Tesla.

“Elon is on a collision course with the SEC” is a masterful way to describe someone doing fraud.

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This will get settled for like $50,000

https://x.com/gabehoff/status/1802641078010470497?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

Drive Tesla has been told that the motors powering the massive wipers are failing due to an internal fault stemming from a supplier quality issue.

Elon needs to get his garage door opener design engineer on this right away.

we had lots of dnr/dni people who died obv, plus people who coded before getting on a vent.

meh bipap machines can be used as a vent by mimicking a pressure control mode, but it’s not as good for several reasons.

Gigawiper sounds like the name of the world’s most powerful bidet.

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https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1802787641340952861

Checking copper and steel prices for new wiper motors as we speak.

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Sounds like the fully self-driving update is just around the corner!

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Alright, taking another shot at this joke.

https://x.com/pattymo/status/1802865003613086052?t=DeohnlOj1IDXrhqqArtdYA&s=19

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https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1802768150749958205

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