Elon Musk: Dork MAGA

They are pieces of shit. World is in flames and people go off roading?

World is in flames and people fly to areas for vacation.

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A tiktok I saw yesterday had a cyber truck go to on off road adventure park. A Tacoma had to winch it over three obstacles.

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Off road to Gomorrah amirite?

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They should market that to middle-aged and older men with bad knees and bad backs who have trouble climbing into their gigantor trucks.

Exactly!

Mark Hamill has invented the likesaber.

https://x.com/MarkHamill/status/1801720200397787560

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https://x.com/aintscarylarry/status/1801469161958478080

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https://x.com/WUTangKids/status/1801721948000686199

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His stage presence feels more Gates than Ballmer

https://x.com/MarkHamill/status/1801901944946237824

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His pay package was approved electronically

Hes like a Non-funny Conan

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Elon is so busy he managed to stream himself playing Diablo 4 for 5 hours.

His build any good?

i think he just normally copies wudijo. He’s streamed with him before. anyone that makes there own d4 build is weird.

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https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1802098777257623572

I got the “you’re not a doctor” bullshit from utter idiots in response. Yeah, I’m not a fucking doctor, but I do oversee the design of spaceships with life support systems that keep astronauts alive and healthy in a goddam vacuum!

Know where Elon The Overseer was before SpaceX’ first crewed launch?

Answer: On his knees, praying to fucking God.

Sounds very scientific. 100% of people sick enough to need a ventilator died? Plus I am sure that is not even true.

Elon 2024: I tried telling people in 2020 ventilators were bad!

Elon 2020: Tesla sent 1,000 biPAPs and CPAPs to California hospitals and referred to them as ventilators for positive PR.

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