Elon Musk 3: Too uncool for pedo island

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It sure as hell was.

How about a moon cemetery and we force turdboy to not live there.

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financier for ā€œconnectingā€ him with someone?

Kimball is probably not as bad as his brother. One thing in his favor is he beat up his brother.

One thing not in his favor is he is his brother. Another thing not in his favor is he is in the Epstein files.

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He kicked Elon in the balls. Maybe that’s how his dick got broke. Does that not elevate Kimball above his brother?

It depends on how old they were. If they were in their 20s, sure. If they were 8, no. Also, he needed to kick way harder so Elon couldn’t procreate. That didn’t work out at all, so down a notch.

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Mid-20s. Procreation doesn’t necessarily work out like you expect, as Elon has found out.

I am Musk anti-creation.

man, at first i lol’d at ā€œI grew up in the 70s, which was like dodging a Cambodian mine field to get out of w/o being molestedā€, then you went on to perfectly describe a molestation minefield over about 10 years and it wasn’t funny anymore. sheesh.

i can’t remember ever even feeling anything being off around adults or older kids. maybe i was lucky, i don’t remember any of my friends or kids at school talking about it either, though obviously that doesn’t mean much.

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I know I am not alone here in having dialed into BBSs in the 1980s. As far as I can recall my absolute first interaction with another human being ā€œonlineā€ was with a pedo who attempted to get me to meet him in person.

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I dialed into a sex BBS, had an erotic conversation with the host, then told ā€œherā€ (probably him, but pretending to be female) that I was in junior high.

They freaked out and disconnected me, which is the correct reaction.

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The one I was on was definitely not a sex BBS. I distinctly remember the guy asking how I knew I wasn’t gay if I had never tried it.

Makes you think

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The only thing I ever heard was that one math teacher would flirt with the girls. That’s all I heard at the time anyway. Later, I have found that when I’ve gotten to know women well enough for them to talk about such things with me I think a majority have some stories of at least men exposing themselves if not being molested or raped.

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I rarely get asked if I’m gay, but I always respond ā€œI don’t think so, but maybe I just haven’t met the right guyā€ when it happens.

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I remember my 5th grade teacher having a girl stand up (a very large girl) to use as an example of what jailbait is. I don’t remember how or why this came up, but I’ll never forget the look on her face.

While we’re sharing childhood stories, this has haunted me for many years.

I was in middle school in the mid-late 90s when the Internet was just starting to become popular. We had this 8th grade teacher who seemed cool at the time. He was very young, mid 20s. He’d let a few of us play yahoo games on his computer and showed us chat rooms. He would type really inappropriate sexual things in the chat. We thought it was funny and cool. We were dumb, naive 8th graders.

My best friend developed brain cancer during this time and this teacher took him under his wing. He took him to Cleveland Indians games and was able to meet the team. He personally wheeled him around in a wheel chair for our Washington DC class trip. Etc etc. It seemed to us like he was just being really to nice to him. Flash forward a year or two, and my friend hated this teacher with a passion, but never said why. It seemed odd, because he had been so nice to him while he was sick. He never said why he hated him and we never really talked more about it as we moved on to high school.

Right after high school, my friend’s brain cancer returned and he was unable to fight it off this time. He died in January of 2005.

In April of 2006, the same teacher gets caught raping a male middle school student and goes to prison.

I don’t know that my friend was molested, but I think it’s very likely and it’s haunted me thinking about it for many years.

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LOL. I love how he presents this like astronomers discovered this last week.

This was one of the myriad reasons every non-idiot thought all of his Mars talk was wishcasting bullshit.

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I was trying to think of something funny and sarcastic to say about Elon discovering how the orbits work.