I’m a Who’s Who of Who’s Who.
(would be a pretty good rap line)
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I’ll tell you what. The right amount of booze can cure all ills.
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That is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know
Nothing beats Lifetime Christmas movies drunk.
I just screen shot a conversation about my deplorable BIL with my sister. Except I accidentally sent the screen shot conversation to my sister that’s married to previously mentioned deplorable BIL. (Because I’m on beer #10) I mean how the fuck is there no unsend option? This is gonna be bad. SMH.
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I did warn my sister and she said “LOL fuck her, she voted for Trump.” So I feel good about that lol
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Guys guys and gals I have a great sketch idea Where’s Risky
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Hi hello
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Ok sports post game interview. Only it’s a normal guy that just had sex.
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What’s the dialogue?
What dynamic is the humor? Eg cringe, sympathy, joy
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Wishing you good sex in the big east
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Something like this
“I just gave 110% out there that’s all you can do”
Reporter “it seems like you suffered an injury in the 3rd can you talk about that?”
“Yeah my jaw locked up there for a minute so I had to audible to a quick fingering action so she wouldn’t notice.”
Etc.
Basically self deprecating
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I’m literally George Costanza I have so many great ideas
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Keep losing in the first round of every Rocket League tournament
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“You indicated you’d really been focusing on your cardio lately, but you seemed to really tire out after 2 minutes of missionary. Is that why you initiated the switch to cowgirl?”
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She really seemed to tense up when you threw that interception. How were you able to pull it back and get back on track?
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