Starting with Modelo tonight
We drank a bottle of Gruet blanc de blanc sparkling and working on an Oregon pinot noir now and then if Iâm still interested it will probably be jack and coke.
Thatâs a solid progression. Once my daughter goes down Iâll likely move to some higher abv beers.
Ugh, imagine being one of the prostitutes being forced to perform sex acts on diseased donny at walter reed. just awful
donât you know, heâs actually extremely healthy, the healthiest person ever. and he has the biggest dick, the shiniest dick, the hardest dick. folks, youâve never seen anything like this. it tastes like chocolate!
Iâm confused. Was that supposed to be a prostitute or Chris Christie?
thatâs pretty sick
Lol what?
Lol drunk thoughts!
Haha ok, I liked it anyway.
It must be a rare opportunity for him, away from his adoring wife lol.
All you drunktards in bed nursing a hangover?
Burp, excuse me!!!
Iâll be starting soon myself, no alcohol today though, just pure weed, ribeye steak and good TV & football along with some tunes later on.
Oh and Ice CreamâŚ
Until a few minutes ago, yes.
Irn-Bru revealed as top hangover cure by boozy professor whoâŚ
Irn-Bru has been found to be one of the worldâs best hangover curesCredit: Alamy.
Shaughnessy Bishop-Stall spent 1- years boozing to find the ultimate morning after saviour.
Irn-Bru came to Shaughnessyâs rescue after he downed a bottle of Buckfast on a trip to ScotlandCredit: Alamy.
1 Jan 2019
Iâm a few beers and a few old fashioneds in at a baby shower. Also, a former contestant from the bachelor is here.
Hmmmmm
20 questions time.
Male or female?
Seasons 1-10?
It was a season of The Bachelor (so the contestant is female) and no.
Ok i have figured out what high is. itâs making your synapses slower so that your daydreams last longer in the same amount of time, and thatâs why time seems to go so slow. i probably typed this in 4 milliseconds