Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Classic mistake offering the horse. You have to offer an ape.

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I wonder how many BAYC have been offered for sex

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Bill Gates?

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SpaceX has flight attendants?

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1517707521343082496?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1517707521343082496|twgr^|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fin.mashable.com%2Fbusiness%2F30675%2Felon-musk-trolls-bill-gates-with-pregnant-emoji-meme-for-allegedly-shorting-tesla-off-50000000

That was mostly a rhetorical question.

That’s the tweet I was looking for.

Makes the joke worse by the random boner comment imo

What’s the purchase price of Twitter in horses?

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https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1527417918257999872

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1527427800189353992

https://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/1527432680068874240

Musk really living up to the type of internet libertarian.

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https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1527426339170488320

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Nah you’re good

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A horse is a fine choice for transportation.

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I’m assuming he knew she was into horses.

A+ vid. Never heard of it before.

Tesla up 5% after market of course

https://twitter.com/loftipixels/status/1527453247904141329

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Was dunking on my Elon stan friends in a group chat and one of them comes back with “I haven’t seen this on any news outlets which is odd” “If the story is true” “The real story, if is is true” like my guy first thing I sent you was a tweet to the original article where the headline says he paid of her off already???

This person’s job has an average salary of $400,000. Fuck my life.

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Doesn’t this man have multiple companies, children, and ex-wives to deal with? I cant understand how he also has time to shitpost, play Elden Ring, and wave his ding-dong at stewardesses.

I’m going to go with “no” on that one.

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