Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Yes.

Honestly I think they just hate Elon Musk and they’re all of us being happy he’s being held accountable (for now) for the first time ever.

So the right wing derposphere are going to assume this was deep state sabotage by the woke capitalists?

https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1527360412622065678

Awkward

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https://twitter.com/sophiekleeman/status/1527414364688502812

What a guy. Will solidify him as a MAGA hero

https://twitter.com/mattdrange/status/1527415022439108614?s=21&t=Q-GWySA4FIGLAapsCpxoBw

https://twitter.com/mmasnick/status/1527416832893759488?t=wyCqEFkw1qOIAD57MKgjGA&s=19

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LOL

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1527415049400242196?s=21&t=Q-GWySA4FIGLAapsCpxoBw

He offered her a horse??? Not money? A fucking horse?

Even DeShaun Watson is rolling his eyes at Elon on this one.

lol @ horse , i misread it as house, which makes more sense

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Like he said, “there is a lot more to the story”

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smart of him to jump to the pro sexual harassment party ahead of the story

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https://twitter.com/tysonbrody/status/1527420078400192538

I suspect they thought they had better odds grooming someone they hired as a flight attendant to be an in-flight hooker than if they just hired a professional masseuse to begin with.

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Or just straight up hire a sex worker. It’s not like the cost would be prohibitive.

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No such thing as a free pony.

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Agree with this

https://twitter.com/quantian1/status/1527423053470351367?s=21&t=vqjeDmU8ONsZ27kp7BlK1Q

https://twitter.com/amywestervelt/status/1527422336781012992?s=21&t=vqjeDmU8ONsZ27kp7BlK1Q

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Matt Gaetz wishes he was a billionaire so he can offer ponies.

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So I assume the victim has some sort of NDA. If she wants to spill the details, one would just need to find some rich bro who would cover the penalty for her.

I wonder how hard it would be to find a rich person who wants to stick it to Musk

Maybe it’s more complicated than this. Any lawbros want to chime in?