Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

lol this guy

also lol at the “article”

Meanwhile the SEC can’t even call on Musk to stop breaking the law.

In that vein, this morning Twitter calmly filed the preliminary proxy statement for its deal with Musk, a key step toward getting shareholder approval. In general, the most interesting part of a merger proxy is the “Background of the Merger” section, which describes in detail how the deal was negotiated and what the board of directors was thinking, and that is true here.

One fun thing to do with this proxy is to go through it and count how many times Musk violated US securities laws in his efforts to buy Twitter.

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Elon going to buy the Onion now.

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https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1526899298205675520?s=21&t=ldC7efPU8tN9HnFDNnbmTw

Will “fuck you, no” remain undefeated?

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Had so many threads to choose from to find a home for this gem

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Lolololol

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Charles Gasparino is @SweetSummerChild?

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lolololol

Tesla shed another $50 billion of market cap today

Also twitter is at $35 a share, A+ job locking in that $54.20, the weed joke is hilarious though

Complete fucking fraud

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1526997132858822658?s=20&t=GoNTu2lqezViSifm3ejdww

But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican.

God damn I miss rainbow text.

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They want him to pay more taxes and divide that money from his Scrooge McDuck like coffers and he hates that.

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In the past I voted Democrat, because they were (mostly) the kindness party. But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican. Now, watch their dirty tricks campaign against me unfold … :popcorn:

I have to admit if this works it’s some incredible grifting if he can convince Republicans to buy Teslas to own the Libs.

He’s like every fucking moron troll on 2p2 politics forum

“Hey guys new poster here, I’m a political independent who voted for Obama and I’m just wondering what he plans to do about the illegal immigrant invasion at our border? Why do you hate free speech? Echo chamber!!! I’m leaving goodbye!!!”

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Preemptive accusations of dirty tricks seems like a dirty trick.

He may believe this shit, but perhaps it’s a means to get some protection in DC.

https://twitter.com/caseynewton/status/1527339663857373198?s=21&t=Q-GWySA4FIGLAapsCpxoBw

So is it true that if I buy TWTR right now at $37/share, and the deal goes through, I will be paid out at $54/share when the company goes private and make about 50% on my investment?