I think Elon is probably an even worse parent than Donald Trump.
I have zero children and only found the time to beat Elden Ring while on a three-week disability, who the heck has time for all this drama Elon stirs up?
I assume guys that rich pay people to play video games for them.
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You mean I could get Elon to pay me to play Elden Ring while he harasses flight attendants?
I’m pretty sure that’s how the economy works.
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This isn’t helping buddy
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1527505449905528846?s=21&t=NijnE_EFCbdCqB23eTRZLw
What’s he gonna do if she claims he has a tattoo of Yosemete Sam on his penis?
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So if I have no tattoos, scars, or otherwise identifiable oddities on my genitals I have free reign to expose myself to people because they could never prove it? This Elon guy really is pretty smart!!!1!
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Elon probably getting a dick tattoo as we speak.
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250k to not even get a handy. Sounds like the type of business acumen we need in the White House!
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RUN THE COUNTRY LIKE A BUSINESS!
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If you’re a sexual predator, there’s always room for Jello and there’s always time to wave your ding-dong at stewardesses.
TIL Elon has a penis tattoo.
“Welcome to South Africa, have a nice day”
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How dare you miss my comedy walrus from like 2 years ago?
Im gonna go with horrible genital wart scarring
There’s an intermediary they’re discussing not covered by an nda.
The best thing for the inside of a man is the outside of a horse