Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

As a left winger I have come to terms with losing. Lefties get crushed and literally murdered at every available opportunity. Every power structure in the world is arrayed in unison against true left wing ideals. The bums lost Mr Lebowski, the bums will always lose. But at least the Pinkertons didn’t constantly whine. They just beat your head in and laughed about it. They didn’t think they were being oppressed by the people they were kicking the shit out of.

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He’s called 2008 “the worst year of [his] life” because he was days away from Tesla and SpaceX declaring bankruptcy before NASA gave SpaceX a $1.6 billion contract and investors bailed out Tesla. He had gambled the $100 million he got from PayPal on those two companies.

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then it makes sense he was left of center.

The SEC has begun investigating Elon’s initial filing when he revealed his stake in Twitter.

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We got him

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If it comes out that the SEC somehow prodded Elon into completing the sale when he was actually about to back out - I’m going to throw things.

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https://twitter.com/ZackBornstein/status/1519762302718808064?s=20&t=utsrNK2TOjEa0QL8JmWUiQ

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Fucking delusional.

Misleading meme, makes it look like the republicans justly hanged a war criminal.

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LIGHT YEARS AHEAD

https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/1519749133346787328?t=6AyeZQHDPIsyNhVRrZC9Qg&s=19

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https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1519900996239085568?t=XSQG1lLhMhbjfysGqI2ZMw&s=19

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But I have a black friend!

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1520017094007476224

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this is a fake tweet

Would be classic Elon to bail at the last minute and have this all be a publicity stunt.

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Wheels are not round