Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

These are the reaper cushions of the Elon hair memes.

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At $1 billion, would be a pretty expensive publicity stunt (that said could still see him bailing, but feel if he never had plans to consummate the transaction, he could have gotten the publicity without having to pay $1 billion)

https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1519808878782951424

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After a few months of this, Musk will grow bored and move onto something else and claim lol social experiment or some shit like that.

How in gods name does Musk have time to follow all this online podcaster drama? God, imagine being 50 and following Ben Shapiro.

He has more money than most countries but he’s still just a terminally online freak like the rest of us.

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At least none of us are claiming to work 16 hours a day 7 days a week.

https://twitter.com/mims/status/1520068153832845312

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lol, what a fucking loser.

Please don’t do this analysis on my UP posting.

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The man has more money and power than I can comprehend and all he cares about is how much clout he has among Gen-Z incels.

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I’m the Elon Musk of message forums.

hooray

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The internet broke the collective brains of humanity. Your neural infrastructure was designed to meet and get to know like 10 people your entire life.

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We all live like ancient kings now. It’s a burden.

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No need to debate Musk simps just follow the example of the great man himself and call them pedos

Maximizing the happiness AUC. Good vibes only!

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https://www.thestreet.com/markets/tesla-stock-jumps-as-musk-dumps-4-billion-no-more-sales-planned

ah the old I’m not gonna sell any more then sell more move

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Why are you trolling this thread that only exists for Elon Musk supporters to wax poetically about Elon Musk?

Oh wait, wrong thread. Never mind.

Oh you two knock it off.

https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1520123967868215301?s=20&t=Wl-1f50oO2Z9kbo22biVDw

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well many members of this forum definitely want the proletarian revolution