Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Is she 4 feet tall?

Hmm maybe photoshop or really big office furniture.

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That time spent setting up a photo of you “sleeping” in the office could’ve been spent reinstating at least a dozen previously-banned white supremacists to Twitter. You’re fired. Check back on twitter dot com for posts from the CEO delighting in your distressed state of occupational liminality, LOL! #space #disruptiano

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I waited until I metamorphosed into a beautiful butterfly before I left my last job too.

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Somewhat interest article on Esther.

"Her ideas have not always been welcomed. Crawford was among the proponents for Twitter’s controversial and now-halted plan to introduce a feature that would allow users to offer videos of adult content behind a paywall similar to that posted on subscriptions site OnlyFans, according to two people familiar with the matter.

Many former staffers, meanwhile, resent her embrace of the spotlight. She regularly posts a mix of Twitter business updates and inspirational corporate speak to her 50,000 followers.

One former senior staffer described her as “bootlicking”, adding: “She was a nobody who became somebody because she was willing to sell her soul for her 15 mins of fame. It’s gross.” It remained to be seen whether Twitter engineering teams would respect her given she was not a coder, said another current colleague.

To be fair this is a somewhat gross article. She saw a power vacuum and went for it and uh… well… you saw how it turned out. Better luck next time!

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1630210152652480512

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But Elon… is media?

https://twitter.com/skatie420/status/1630419069190144001

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Twitter with less than 2000 employees now. Really saving all the money.

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https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/1630701132837421056

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Now there is a feature I might pay $8/mo for

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Better would be autoblock anyone who has followed or liked a Musk tweet.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1631837695646265349

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Hey, I signed up for Waterloo not the Spanish Ulcer. Until Twitter is defunct or sold to another entity, I’m going to get my schadenfreude fix elsewhere.

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{“errors”:[{“message”:“Your current API plan does not include access to this endpoint, please see https://developer.twitter.com/en/docs/twitter-api for more information”,“code”:467}]}

That’s all I see when I try to go to Twitter.com right now.

I only get that when I try to follow links in tweets.

Have you considered paying $8 a month to click on external links?

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looking into it

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