Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

But have you considered that toxic masculinity may be just what you need in your life?

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https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1629835147095973894

I like to read the Elon tweet like the media is now racist against everyone

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Actually yes. I just wouldn’t spend 40 billion dollars to buy a platform to force people to watch. I can get 20 likes per week posting them here and that’s free.

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Haha I knew someone was going to say that. And ya, as Elon shows, even billions can’t stop a social media addiction, so I’d probably just keep shit posting on UP instead of doing 2 chicks at the same time.

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That’s what the Vegas thread is for

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Elon trying to get into the WWE Hall of Fame like his hero Donald Trump.

They’re selling WWE. Maybe Elon can go halfsies with the Saudis.

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can i interest you in UP++ for $8/month?

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I don’t think I have ever literally shook my head at the internet until I saw Elon’s memes.

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https://twitter.com/NickyWoolf/status/1629753982846656512

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Yes TV’s Frank, unfunniness is one of the traits they share

Can’t he just pay people to laugh at him? Or is he doing that?

https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1629917304799760384?t=EAGgLz0aqytdj3Y81PlGkQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/ThBenkoe/status/1629917881004703744?t=phGasulIVbhWi3ZMq8Ih2A&s=19

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looolol

https://twitter.com/esthercrawford/status/1587819812301918209?s=46&t=fw6nYy8ybez8bkz81Lz8iw

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Onion

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Maybe he could let us know who he backs for President 2024

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“Wow you’re so divisive, and you just pidgeonhole a dude based on who he supports for President.”

  • writers for “elite” publications in 2023
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I think we know already.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1629914011415244803?t=fGuLNgN_McW1hq6EV5T5XQ&s=19

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