Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Fun letter, but every time I see one of these on Twitter, that just feels like further proof that nothing’s going to happen except Twitter lawbros getting likes.

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yeah he did. then posted this:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598548365364498432?s=46&t=YSukunBnu61cbnMwXN2HmA

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Fresh syrup. Yum!

I reported him for this tweet. I suggest others do the same.

Elon has at best a mixed record with litigation. Even if the employees didn’t have a strong case-and they likely have a strong case-the impact of Elon refusing to pay up would be a net negative. I don’t know how business “goodwill” got that name, but I do know that companies that depend on ad revenue need some level of public goodwill.

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https://twitter.com/EricFrohnhoefer/status/1598424811729956864

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I drink a fuckton of this stuff.

I like cola, like to avoid calories, and I can have a bunch and not worry about not being able to go to sleep.

If I need/want to stay awake, then I’ll drink the caffeinated version. Since I quit poker, the need rarely arises.

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The real mystery isn’t who drinks cola, it’s who drinks Pilk.

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How many people have actually left Twitter since Musk took over? Seems like people are just too addicted to it, they don’t actually care enough to quit, or it’s just going to have staying power bc if established itself early. At some point I would think advertisers might even come back if it seems like the public doesn’t really give a shit if Musk lets quasi Nazis fly their freak flags. Maybe he won’t be able to make his debt payments and he’ll lose ownership, I guess?

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I only drink warm Pilk, but I’m from the south.

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I think this is probably right, the idea of punishing bad corporate actions with boycotts is largely ineffective. It’s obviously not totally ineffective, but it’s mostly a libertarian head fake to undermine the use of government regulation.

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I mix milk and soda all the time. It’s great.

I think the other “fine” tweet was the one where Ye said he caught Kim cheating with Chris Paul . So that’s cool, I guess.

Hating women has always been Kanye’s #1 obsession.

Kanye has indicated that the swastika inside the Star of David will be the logo for his campaign for president. There’s no way they would let him in the Republican Debates Natalieportmanright.gif?

I actually started logging on a bit more just to watch the shitshow, then I remembered I hated it and all the funny stuff gets posted here anyways. I’m sure there’s a few like me that were the source of the “biggest traffic day ever” shit.

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I’ve never had a Twitter account, most of the stuff I’d like to see gets posted here, basically.

If Kanye or anyone else runs for the Republican Presidency as an explicit Nazi and manage to get on the stage for the debates, that person will get the loudest cheers of any candidate. The deplorable base wants a literal American Nazi regime with literal jackbooted thugs and concentration camps. The tut tutting from the establishment class just serves to them as evidence that they are on the right track.

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https://twitter.com/theplumlinegs/status/1598650966684860417?s=46&t=qiYyd62g3lFdEu-dwXKdnw

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I don’t think so. If it’s some vile racist ranting about about illegal immigration, socialism, the lazy people in the inner cities taking all the government handouts, and arresting Hunter/Joe/Nancy (so basically everyone that will be on the stage) they will get cheered. But even the current R party is going to be turned off by a literal nazi/hitler apologist saying it all out loud. Kanye had Alex Jones squirming in his seat ffs.

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