Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Guess that explains this Tweet, which happened right before the Tim Cook follow.

https://twitter.com/BigTechAlert/status/1598119208826576897

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Apparently Elon and Tim apple had a meeting at the apple campus yesterday and everything is cool now.

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1598349520340934662

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1598353168970178574

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1598354694111232005

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1598356452309082113

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1598360355327057923

All the former “free speech absolutists” in the mentions are now “build your own twitter” absolutists.

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https://twitter.com/guardiantech/status/1598374005400305664?t=s5txQ3E660wByGzOYjhx6g&s=19

Patient 1 pls you brave genius

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We’re still at the “uncritically recite whatever nonsense Musk says” stage of business reporting for Neuralink, I see.

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What if he already did it and that’s why he’s making so many poor business decisions lately

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he says we wouldn’t even be able to tell if someone had it installed. maybe elon has been walking around with it already, like Upgrade (2018), or that other movie about super intelligence.

but something went obviously wrong with a software upgrade and elon is now in a race against time to procreate enough clones to avenge him and colonize mars. someone get me james cameron’s number!

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It’s going to be full chef kiss when someone’s fsd Tesla crashes while the bro behind the wheel is distracted because he’s shitposting on Twitter using Neuralink. Not really though because that would mean the Neuralink actually works, but it would be a nice confluence of events.

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Ye is no longer buying Parler.

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What is even the point of Parler or Truth Social now that you can say Nazi shit on Twitter now?

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hilariously ye is the one who can pull out of his social network albatross. trmp and musk will have to carry theirs to term

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Welcome back to Twitter, my friend!

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 8, 2022

The company you keep…

/ was a reply to kanye

And wtf happened to the trending page.
I can’t select topics anymore.

Well that was a whole two months ago, almost. Who could’ve said at that point that Kanye would go so crazy???

For god’s sake, this. Cola is for children, and even they shouldn’t be drinking it.

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I drank cola until 19 and then could order beer and haven’t drank any non ginger ale soft drink since (2005)

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Same. Probably drank about a liter of Coke a day and then one day realized this stuff is just terrible for my body. Have never touched a cola beverage since, except rarely to have a sip of my wife’s, to be reminded of how grossly sweet it is.

How often is the ginger ale just ginger ale?