Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Here’s the tweet they’re discussing

Pedophile, pedophile, on and on. Do polls of Republicans show that they think somewhere around 40% of all US adults are pedos?

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You probably don’t want to know the answer to that question

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That is some serious right wing comedy. I guess Ben Garrison going to be back on twitter too.

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I found more right wing humor on r/askthe-donald

Be warned it is hilarious!

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I mean, it’s always projection. If they know 40% of their own rank and file are pedos, it must be true of the opposition, or it’s at least worth the accusation.

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Yes!

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https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/1597181827340701696

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https://twitter.com/danozzi/status/1597019022926966784

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Why is anyone working at this company. He can’t even offer stock anymore, I assume it’s just visa hostages.

https://twitter.com/zoeschiffer/status/1597213388681011200?s=46&t=-9PbESfrMXjbn9EqdtVORA


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Bonus points to the guy who thinks you can solve plane crashes by attaching a giant parachute to the plane.

Boy if he was a US national I”d think he was running for President.

Yup.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1597165510595989504

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The tip of a magic wand. That explains a lot.

Also, who the fuck drinks caffeine-free Diet Coke? WTF is the point of that?

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Works in KSP.

What kind of loser has four empty cans next to their bed and they’re all non-alcoholic?

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Imagine what you would do with your time with infinity money.

Now think about what this loser is doing.

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This is such a weird question and it’s the second time I’ve heard it in the last couple weeks. If someone wants to drink a Diet Coke close to bed time and doesn’t want to risk not being able to fall asleep, then caffeine free is the way to go. Or, someone who likes Diet Coke but just tries to avoid caffeine in general would go with this option.

The weird thing is that Elon decided that his night stand looked cool with guns and empty soda cans, so much so that he posted a picture of it.

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It’s not that weird of a question. I know a lot of people like the way diet coke tastes, but it’s definitely an acquired taste. I can accept it but I don’t really understand it, just like I don’t really understand decaf coffee.

He ruined a perfectly nice nightstand with all those ring stains from the cans. The man is a savage

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