Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

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It’s what makes us smell like puppy’s.

Nah… I have been getting weird right wing ladies that I don’t follow at the top of my home every time I log in for weeks now.

My current ad diet on twitter is every other ad is for The Athletic (follow lots of sports on twitter) and the rest those listicles.

Oh I guess I get a few for Hulu, peacock, HBO with their Black Friday deals. (All really good by the way if you don’t subscribe)

If you look at those blue slides, some of them are using data from 2020.

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Would be great if Twitter could deliver groceries imo.

https://twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/status/1596502100066045952

https://twitter.com/hodgetwins/status/1596576365201227777

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1596597968634642433

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Admitting you’re a Nazi and white supremacist to own Alyssa Milano is certainly one route available.

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https://twitter.com/avindman/status/1596984358467866624?s=46&t=AqpcCZZaQ1AKAdIncvwaUA

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Elon is clueless. His hubris is definitely going to be his downfall, unless death saves him.

Consequences are for poor people. 'Merica.

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I think his narcissism is really taking over. Going full MAGA is the only way to get the constant adulation he craves.

Elon isn’t going to kill twitter, lol. It’s already pretty much funded like library now and my guess is that you’ll start seeing a special assessment twitter tax on your next property tax bill.

Like all the public goods we’re going to end up paying for it publicly and it’s going to be privatised. The classic capitalism two step.

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We’re probably 50/50 for Elon to introduce a “hotornot” feature for female users.

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How long before fertile women get special check marks?

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I think my ad blocker works when I read Twitter on a desktop browser.

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Yes it works very well. I get really annoyed when I look at twitter on my phone, which isn’t very often.

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Elon getting taxpayers to bail out Twitter is absolutely on the table.

This would require a funding bill that passes both houses of Congress and is signed by the President. That seems extremely unlikely.