Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1593664533733728257

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https://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/1593593719651028995

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I read this in the Ryan DePaulo “Parkour!!!” voice, and now I’m imagining Elon running around Twitter HQ jumping into stuff yelling “Hardcoooooore!”

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i would literally print random code from stack overflow, probably several times to make the paper stack look bigger

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Babylon Bee is super funny

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lol elon musk just re-invented shadowbanning (which right wingers complain about endlessly) from first principles

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borrowing $15b from saudis to tank doesn’t quite fit this story, but really what are they going to do? chop him to pieces?

OMG BAN BABLYON BEE RIGHT NOW I’M SO MAD

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593673844996288512

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Man he sure got that unbanning council together quick!

Why was Kathie Griffin banned?

I think the bloody Trump head.

https://twitter.com/OverWeightThor/status/1593674622498590720

Lol Elon’s going to keep trump banned to help Desantis/the Rs.

He’s gone woke if you ask me.

I honestly think it could be he hates that Trump is so much better at twitter than him, and will instantly rob him of being the center of attention.

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Maybe he’s getting better tho (‘better’ being more Trump like)… the “decision on Trump still to come!” line sounds a lot like Trump.

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1593680716017041408

oh mang

https://mobile.twitter.com/morganisawizard/status/1593381783478968320

God damn I’m an old but I hate that we’ve lost the war on punctuation. Would it kill this guy to use a period once in a while?

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