Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Lol as if trump not getting back on.

“You know the biggest crowd I’ve ever seen? January 6!” Donald J. Trump

https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1593687573137874944?s=20&t=HPRc1IhsnU7uKekcXn3pfQ

well then

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https://twitter.com/nathan_oxley/status/1593641920164757506?s=20&t=SYh6nUcuKvZc8_dNaf1_Ig

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My god. Between this and Gutfeld! conservative comedy writers are just killing it*

*comedy’s life force

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1593701029224189952

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One team known as Twitter Command Center, a 20-person organization crucial to preventing outages and technology failures during high-traffic events, had multiple people from around the world resign, two former employees said. The “core services” team, which handles computing architecture, was cut to four people from more than 100. Other teams that deal with how media appears in tweets or how profiles show follower counts were down to zero people.

Going from 100 people to 4. Not even a 10x programmer could keep up :roll_eyes:

One worker who wanted to resign said she had spent two days looking for her manager, whose identity she no longer knew because so many people had quit in the days beforehand. After finally finding her direct supervisor, she tendered her resignation. The next day, her supervisor also quit.

Others were spending hours trying to track down which teams they were on. Some said they were asked to oversee duties they had never handled before.

The changes were occurring in a near total information vacuum internally, employees said. Twitter’s internal communications staff has been laid off or left and workers said they were looking outward for information from media articles.

lawl

It’s inevitable that a shit ton of them never get their severance and end up having to sue for it, right? Like if the chain of command is just collapsing, who’s tracking all of that?

Watching Twitter collapse is kind of funny, but imagine if he did this to something you loved

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Only woke soy boys “track” stuff, duh.

The Honda Motor Company is currently valued at $43 billion. It employs more than 200,000 people and makes roughly $5,000,000,000 per year of profit.

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I’m putting in a request to HR for my severence. Can’t hurt to give it a try.

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I use just the tip, and then take it out.

:vince1:

The wonders of technology

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If only there were a way to communicate across long distances in a short amount of time!

She got banned for a fake Elon post.

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If he was actually doing that it would be an interesting experiment but as far as I can see he’s offloading entire engineering teams.

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1593688045802311681

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