Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Hey do you guys tip on take out?

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Hot Take: I think it would be kinda fun to start working at Twitter right now. Typically when you start, you have like a window where you’re just training and not really expected to contribute. I could milk that for a few months at least (maybe even contribute something :man_shrugging:) and get paid good money to attend this shitshow from the front row.

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Why can’t I type ■■■■ ?

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Sometimes, and I don’t recline my seat on a plane.

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I wonder if Amanda Knox tips well

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Usually a couple bucks. I don’t do a percentage.

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way dumber and way less effective, they’re not even in the same league

How do you guys rank The Wire seasons?

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I see the twitter filter is working well.

https://twitter.com/fcb_bhakt/status/1593660294055673856

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593659832552153093

https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/1593660888807899143

https://twitter.com/NYCDude2020/status/1593664505954930691

The mood in Elonstan country right now.

https://twitter.com/mn_google/status/1593660553016225792

https://twitter.com/HairyLahey/status/1593660457700757507

https://twitter.com/RonPaulInstitut/status/1593662182033702913

https://twitter.com/MarcTheBulll/status/1593659869411909634

https://twitter.com/NautPoso/status/1593660942633631745

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My main point (worded poorly apparently) is that Donnie Dumb Dumb was all the bad things Bush was plus he is missing the one thing that Bush had going for him, which was that he seemed like a chummy guy you could at least hang out with if you didn’t know anything about his awful politics. He was famously the “I could have a beer with that guy” candidate. I couldn’t stand to be in the same room as Trump for even an instant, but if I had never heard of W before and somehow found myself having a beer with him and watching baseball I’d probably think “this old dude is alright”. If I had never heard of Trump before and just met him once then within a minute I’d be thinking “this is biggest asshole I’ve ever met, cry more loser”.

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

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https://twitter.com/kateconger/status/1593657847564353536

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1593660839424163840

https://twitter.com/cstegman/status/1593661779912974336

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I always wanted to get a beer with W. But only so I get get him off the wagon.

If I was an engineer at Twitter, I would send a screenshot of some code that draws penises. Seriously, this could be a lot of fun. I honestly expect I would get promoted to Director level after that submission.

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https://twitter.com/peterclowes/status/1593458225533313025

Good thread. Dude stuck it out until the hardcore email.

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https://twitter.com/espiers/status/1593665672722120706

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1593666684170149890

One simple rule could almost fix the internet.

If you have ever posted about “free speech” in the context of a non-government entity you are never allowed to post online again.

That one rule would clean up like 99% of terrible people on the net.

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