One more stonk split should do it.
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Tesla has sold 318000 cars in 2020. Musk’s net worth has increased by $100bn.
For every Tesla sold, Musk has made $314465 this year.
Seems legit.
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Math check out.
Tesla cars literally make money.
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Awesome promotional simulation showing only 6 people getting hit by cars in 30s of operation.
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I feel like any major video game company could whip up a better working demo in an afternoon.
They just need Curt Schilling on the case.
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Weird that they dropped their typical super-slick promo style for these things and went with something that looks like a random nobody on Twitter.
Anyways, kudos to this random nobody on Twitter for the scoop!
It seems to be created by an Elon stan intended to show off how incredible Elon’s latest project will be.
Wait, so it’s not a promotional simulation at all, it’s just a video put together by a random nobody?? 
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Maybe it was Curtis Schilling?
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Just an Elon fan embarrassing himself after going to bat to defend Elon. I’m sure you can sympathize.
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The Hyperloop fanboys have nothing on the rocket people, there are 3 or 4 people basically living full time in Boca Chica, Texas so they can watch rockets slowly get assembled and stream it on YouTube.
Would be hilarious if it wasn’t why we can’t have high speed rail.
Flight test of new Starship rocket in about 2 minutes. High chance of explosions:
EDIT: Looks like this aborted at T+1 seconds, so never mind
Great job Elon
Makes sense. My seven semesters of Spanish tells me Boca Chic means blowhole.
Pretty sure I just watched Elon play lunar lander IRL unsuccessfully.