Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

https://twitter.com/EricFrohnhoefer/status/1592198356579016704

dude is a fucking legend.

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More like ~1750 for some time when Britain was ~100% of global CO2 emissions.

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I think the UK was net zero in the 1750s because for every ton of carbon emitted they massacred a village of indigenous people, eliminating all their future contributions to climate change.

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Also they negated some future need for electricity by encouraging widespread use of manual fans. Ingenious.

On an alternate universe reddit, this same post was made, but referring to Elon.

reported for edgelording

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Guess that the remaining employees will have to get used to being a circus act.

He’s creating a Trump-like circle of sycophants around him.

:vincelaser:

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1592205669499035648

Apparently the dude answered all the questions, and then was fired.

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He was fired the instant he said anything publicly against the CEO. The only thing that could have, even possibly saved him, would be a good union. This is where usually, if you’re a connected employee, you drop information on background to Wired or whomever that Musk is full of shit.

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Chances Musk contacted a single soul at all throughout the org chart about the employee before or after tweeting “He’s fired”?

1%?

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He ran it by Jimmy in the mail room.

https://twitter.com/Nwabuezedart/status/1592251819493044225?t=9vfMJm70eMYB_wOsoT0NhQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/EricFrohnhoefer/status/1592257544340140032?t=d1wEIUx2ePwZpKEEw7dm8g&s=19

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Man these Elon slurpers my god

I think something like this Malthusian nightmare-bowl of “reasoning” is actually a standard rationale for murder among the leisure class.

yep. Seeing this a lot now whenever i read comments on basically anything with the blue tick squad being 99% slappies (blue tick not visible here but they paid for it)

https://twitter.com/giga_bull/status/1592261504271003650

Hoo boy

https://twitter.com/vrunt/status/1591482570335834117?s=46&t=WYYWLSRW9VytesRaBeXK7g

https://twitter.com/drsno/status/1592271253284753408

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What does this mean in non-twitter-user terms?