Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

flat tires? how? my car has those nitrogen wheels that only need to be refilled like once every couple years, lol

It’s a somewhat mysterious thing about Teslas that they get flat tires like crazy. We’ve had three in 10k miles (one was a screw in the driveway, the other two were screws on the road).

We’re all set up with the ability to repair tires at home now. Once these wear down I’m getting badass tires that will last a long time.

Tesla was teasing a battery swap thing for a while but dropped it presumably because of the QC issues. They had the timing down so they could swap a Model S battery in less time than it took to fill up a comparable Audi’s gas tank.

New advertisers are stepping up to fill the void.

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591853644944932865

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1592189767168692225

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who knew twitter tech stack would be so complicated?

Wow didn’t expect him fire the guy on twitter, but I guess I should have. It’s a narcissist fever dream.

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The “notice me senpai!!” Cheerleaders all assume that getting fired from Twitter is unimaginably bad and these people will never recover, really weird energy

he’s tweeted that the (ex) employee was wrong and they only need 20% of the microservices they have for twitter to work

o dear

It’ll be the thin end of the wedge.

If we don’t already use AI for making decisions on where to divert public resources for maximum return we soon will be.

And some time after that the generation of people alive at that time will wonder what all the fuss was about as AI diverts scarce resources to those who it deems the most valuable.

nope

it should be immediately obvious why this isnt going to happen

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maybe if your “soon” is, like, 300 years. Maybe.

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How many people are going to be around in 300 years?

Or even 100?

I don’t know and it has nothing to do with your prediction

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But has everything to do with yours.

nah

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Same guy:

https://twitter.com/EricFrohnhoefer/status/1592001805185331200?s=20&t=C3B2HAQMwipRFy15a_GTPg
https://twitter.com/EricFrohnhoefer/status/1592000882040012801?s=20&t=C3B2HAQMwipRFy15a_GTPg

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I wonder if people in the 17th century ever wondered how many people will be left after the mess they made.

Lol you just know these guys @ing daddy on Twitter to get a dev fired are the same clowns that whine about cancel culture

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