Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Lollll the company didn’t make any money BEFORE!

He’s the whale who mashes aggro buttons and runs hot for a week to get to the final two or three tables of the Main Event, then punts it all off in glorious fashion. Except he probably ran hot enough to have more than he can ever punt off. Then again, he supposedly risked it all a couple times to get it, so who knows if he’s smart enough to stop?

I would think that at some point he’d get bored of getting shit on 24/7, get some-semi rational people to run Twitter, and move on to something else.

They had like a billion in annual revenue. Twitter can‘t afford to cut that in half.

If you look at this from the lens of “Elon doesn’t like getting dunked on in the replies”, then everything starts to make sense. He wants to relegate all that to a greyed-out tab, which will of course ruin Twitter if he pulls it off. But he’s fine with that.

This guy needs to get got

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https://twitter.com/a_picazo/status/1589419522288537600

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1589396844131782656

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Lol - I just did a search on the Twitter app for Elon Musk and the first account it returns is Josh Malina, the actor.

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More like Elon Was “Right”. Hank was, oddly, one of the first people Musk went after.

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Screenshot from 2022-11-13 14-18-51

:vince1:

Given the way things are going on /r/conservative I had to check.

Fully embracing rwnj life. At least the mask is off for people (hopefully).

This is a decent zinger :woman_shrugging:

I guess we are about to find out if there truly are no consequences for someone like Musk.

Does losing a few B off a 12 fig net worth count as a consequence?

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No.

Eh I haven’t been on 4chan in probably 8 years but they had s hentai section forever and I imagine that they still do. The loli stuff is on 7chan but it’s splitting fucking hairs

At what point does Musk’s behavior have a measurable impact on Tesla sales? Politics aside, I would not feel comfortable shelling out big money for any product backed by Musk.

About a week ago?

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Follow-up?

https://twitter.com/SchottHappens/status/1591843194761023489?t=qv4eLBilw12DOgrxix54Aw&s=19

Imagine the red button stress MAGAers are going through.

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